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The man escaped jail for a second time, 9 months after being caught having sex with a pony the first time. View portfolio
Rev. Matthew Makela of St. John’s Lutheran Church in Michigan resigned after his Grindr profile, pictures, and chat logs were posted on Queerty, a popular gay blog. The pastor has made several anti-gay/trans comments on social media.
New Story: A man in China has been accused of following women into the restroom and scooping their feces out of toilets before the women can flush.
Sexsomnia is the condition where you violently begin to force sex but are still technically sleeping and have no recollection of the events the next morning. Tim breaks down whats going on with the help of clips from a documentary on the subject.
A webcam girl calls to order a pizza and answers the door while naked. How does the delivery boy respond? Free Pizza (as long as she gives him her phone number)
Tim feels like his pee stream is weak and is self conscious when urinating. It just sounds like other guys have louder, stronger piss shooting out. Well, A Distorted View listener is here to help with an advertisement he found that might just help Tim out
The Distorted View Show is a daily comedy podcast hosted by Tim Henson. Every weekday he scours the darkest corners of the web in search of the truly bizarre. He then presents his finds to you, complete with his own unique (read: crass, vulgar, childish, and inappropriate) commentary. For a half hour each day, sit
Tim has had a lot of experience in the solo-sexual arts. By some estimates, he’s clocked in over 2600 hours of beat-off time. As teenager going through puberty, Tim learned all the tricks to become a true connoisseur of masturbation. So when he was 13, he appear on a VHS Home video called Manual Labor
Buy cheap knockoff cosmetics? You might be smearing rat poop on your face. This SHOCKING news report fills you in
Some teachers go the extra mile to ensure their students are learning. Like Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds. One teacher actually bit a hamsters head off.
