Only 30% of babies are being circumcised in the US. Us cut fellows are a dying breed. What if we wanted to grow back the foreskin to be “normal”? Now you can!
It’s that time of year! Uverse cable/internet contract is up, which means a 50%+ increase in the bill until you beg, plead, and fight for a new contract with decent promotional discounts. It’s always a week long fight, threatening to cancel, speaking to multiple representatives, and hoping they won’t call my bluff. Listen to my
Pat Robertson thinks we are being enslaved by vegetables. Most notably, marijuana. Want to hear more from this crazy old coot? Listen to Distorted View daily!
Yeah, I’m a horrible son. Occasionally, I’ll call my mother and text her a craigslist personal ad to read back to me. This is the first installment of many
Back in 2010 I interview Glenn Miller on his attempt to run for congress. 4 Years later, he allegedly killed three people when he opened fire outside a Jewish community center and nearby retirement community in a Kansas City suburb Sunday. The 73-year-old Missouri man with a history of racist and anti-Semitic statements.
Tim reads a news story about a family who bought steak laced with LSD. They subsequently started tripping balls. Features an insensitive re-enactment of how Tim thinks the events played out
I record the pilot episode of Cunt or Vegetable, a new gameshow I came up with. The first contestant for the test show was my mother. Link: https://soundcloud.com/distortedviewshow/cunt-or-vegetable-game-show