Sexsomnia is the condition where you violently begin to force sex but are still technically sleeping and have no recollection of the events the next morning. Tim breaks down whats going on with the help of clips from a documentary on the subject.

A webcam girl calls to order a pizza and answers the door while naked. How does the delivery boy respond? Free Pizza (as long as she gives him her phone number)

Tim feels like his pee stream is weak and is self conscious when urinating. It just sounds like other guys have louder, stronger piss shooting out. Well, A Distorted View listener is here to help with an advertisement he found that might just help Tim out

The Distorted View Show is a daily comedy podcast hosted by Tim Henson. Every weekday he scours the darkest corners of the web in search of the truly bizarre. He then presents his finds to you, complete with his own unique (read: crass, vulgar, childish, and inappropriate) commentary. For a half hour each day, sit

Tim has had a lot of experience in the solo-sexual arts. By some estimates, he’s clocked in over 2600 hours of beat-off time. As teenager going through puberty, Tim learned all the tricks to become a true connoisseur of masturbation. So when he was 13, he appear on a VHS Home video called Manual Labor

Buy cheap knockoff cosmetics? You might be smearing rat poop on your face. This SHOCKING news report fills you in

Only 30% of babies are being circumcised in the US. Us cut fellows are a dying breed. What if we wanted to grow back the foreskin to be “normal”? Now you can!

It’s that time of year! Uverse cable/internet contract is up, which means a 50%+ increase in the bill until you beg, plead, and fight for a new contract with decent promotional discounts. It’s always a week long fight, threatening to cancel, speaking to multiple representatives, and hoping they won’t call my bluff. Listen to my

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