Hey Freaks! Happy 4th of July! Enjoy today’s Best-Of show! I’ll be back tomorrow with brand new filth for you. On Today’s Show: – Porn in your pants! – The Frozen Dead – Urine Coffee Plus a skank! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: It’s

Hey Freaks! Yeah, it’s a best of show. Fuck you. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: New Month! Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/09/06

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this best-of show from June 2005. I’ll either be back a bit later today, or Friday with some new shit for you. Until then, stay freaky! On Today’s Show: – Marrying your rapist! – The goats 4 cocaine program – Yet another penis chopped off Plus, tons of Email and Voicemail! Voicemail:

I’m recovering from all of my INSANE celebrating of the resurrection of Jesus. Here’s a Best-Of Show. On Today’s Show: – Oh, I’ve got a splitting penis! – Why is your ass ringing? – Crashing with cocaine…and a toddler. Plus, we visit the Celebrity Nametron 7800 for another installment of Celebrity Rumors Snail Mail: Distorted

Hey Freaks1 Let the hate mail start pouring in! It’s another best-of show! By request, I give you Aunt Jemima eating out Mrs. Butterworth. Sextastic Gold! On Today’s Show: – Toilet Training Asians – Penis-Shaped Damage – Maple queefs Links: My Flickr Page: New pics! Including the Bathroom Mold of Doom! Snail Mail: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a classic(ish) edition of Sextastic Tuesday! A few listeners requested the Grandma porn story, and I’m happy to replay it for you. Enjoy the best-of show and I’ll see you back tomorrow! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote For

Hey freaks! Best of today. No time for shownotes! enjoy Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: vote! It’s your duty! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/14/06!

Hey Freaks! Oh man, you’re not going to like this, but today’s I’ve got a….. BEST OF SHOW for you. Moohaha. Before you start bitching and moaning, just know that I’ve started a new day job and it’s my first week, so there’s a bit of adjusting for me to do. Ok, AND I’m lazy.

Hey Freaks! Best-Of Show right now, new show later today (4 or 5PM?). Enjoy the insanity! On Today’s Show: – Daycare Truth & Dare – Underage Highschool Girls Gone Wild – Shit Babies! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: It’s a new month! Time to

Hey Freaks! So the deal is I’m trying to find a new day job (one that won’t make me want to bludgeon the general public), and I was off doing interviews and stuff today. So, here’s a best of show for you to feast on. Actually, these sketches were recorded awhile ago, but they were