Hey Freaks! Enjoy this classic Sextastic Tuesday story! We’re keeping with the Aunt Jemima theme we’ve got going here. Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: NEW MONTH! Vote! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 1/03/06!

Hey Freaks! I’m finally starting to feel better and I fully expect to be back tomorrow with a brand new show for you. Until then, feast upon this classique episodes of DV. Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 12/14/05!

Hey freaks!! Fuck this bullshit. Here’s a best of show for you while I either die or re-coup. Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 12/13/05!

Hey Freaks! I’m back from California! Unfortunately, I was planning to record the show late (it’s after 2:30am) and my upstairs neighbor keeps pounding on the floor and screaming for me to shut the fuck up. So, we WILL do a new show, however, it’ll have to wait until the afternoon. As of right now,

Hey Freaks! I’m up in Ashtabula visiting my parents. As promised, here’s a best of show for you. The wireless signal here sucks, so this is all you get for show notes. See you back on Monday! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/04/05

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a best-of show! Why, you ask? Because a friend dragged me out of the house and liquored me up. I may try to record a new showlater today in the afternoon, but if not we’ll be back tomorrow with our 200th podcast! Holy Shit! 200 epiosdes! On Today’s Show –

Hey Freaks! It’s time for another Best-Of Show! Unfortunately I wasn’t able to record a new show, so here’s a past Sextastic Tuesday with a celebrity reader! We will still have a brand new show for you today, but it wont be online until the afternoon. After 5PM, probably. On Today’s Show: – Filthy, Filthy

Hey Freaks! Yesterday there was a huge fuck up with the audio, so most of you could not listen to the pure magic that IS Sextastic Tuesday. I’m re-posting it now, and a new show will most likely come later today (in the afternoon) Enjoy Tuesday’s show. Finally. Listen to Distorted View Daily: 09/20/05

Hey Freaks! I can’t record a new show until later today, so here’s the deal. We’re doing a Best-Of Show right now, and later today check back for the real Thursday show. Sorry about that, but now you get two episodes in one day! Huzzah! On Today’s Show: – Semen Cream – Selling your own

Hey Freaks! Here’s a Best-Of Show for you this weekend! On Today’s Show: – Drunk monkeys! – 150 pounds of glorious rotting flesh – Today’s decomposing animals, tomorrow’s lunch Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/11/05