Hey Freaks, I’m sorry, but there was a fuck up earlier and for some reason, the August 1st, 2005 show was being downloaded again in itunes and ipodder. So, let’s try this again: On Today’s Show: – Swallowing dentures – Vomitting on teachers – Chemical ass burns! Thank you, Denny’s! It’s a new month and

Hey Freaks, It’s my Birthday today, and I’m taking the day off. Fear not, I’ve got a best-of show for you! Plus, you have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday to look forward to tomorrow! Enjoy the show and remember to take a moment today to celebrate teh greatness of me on my Bday 🙂 On

Hey Freaks! Back with another Best of Show for our Listener Appreciation Best-Of Weekend Celebration! Enjoy this show that originally aired in March! On Today’s Show: – Crystal meth is on Blue Light Special – Lifting massive weights with your penis – The sweet taste of (boobies!!!) victory Enjoy the show! Vote for Distorted View!

Hey Freaks! Hope you’re having a great weekend! As promised, here is the first Best-Of show for the weekend. Today’s best-fo show is our official 100th episode that aired a few months ago. On Today’s Show: – Unicorn Orgy! – Pissing on literature! That’s right…take that books! – Tossing kittens out of fast moving cars

Hey Freaks! It’s the 4th of July! Enjoy your day and we’ll be back tomorrow with brand new episodes! Here’s a Best-Of Show for you to listen to while you eat your hotdogs and spamwiches Remember: It’s a new month, and that means you should vote for DV over at Podcast Alley! I’ll kiss you

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Best-Of show! I don’t want to hear your bitching. I’ll be back on Wednesday with a brand new episode. Until then, enjoy this past Sextastic Tuesday! Plus: – Adam Curry is the sausage tosser! – Hearts bursting into flames – Robot Sex slaves! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley:

Hey Freaks, I’m still super sick. I’m going to try doing a new show for tomorrow. If anyone wants to Skype me, I’ll probably be doing the show around 10pm tonight. If you have Skype, my username is “distortedview” without the quotes. Enjoy this best-of show: Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/28/05

Hey guys, I think I’m going to die. Enjoy this best of show Podcast: Distorted View: 3/25/05

Hey freaks! Take a listen to this Classique episode of DV and we’ll be back tomorrow with a brand new episode! Enjoy! – Giving birth on film…for a porno. – Testicles in tupperware! – Doggy Drag Enjoy! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/22/05