Hey Freaks! I can’t record a new show until later today, so here’s the deal. We’re doing a Best-Of Show right now, and later today check back for the real Thursday show. Sorry about that, but now you get two episodes in one day! Huzzah! On Today’s Show: – Semen Cream – Selling your own

Hey Freaks! Here’s a Best-Of Show for you this weekend! On Today’s Show: – Drunk monkeys! – 150 pounds of glorious rotting flesh – Today’s decomposing animals, tomorrow’s lunch Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/11/05

Hey Freaks! Thanks for all the donations coming in. We’re getting there, but we still have a ways to go! To say thank you, here’s a Best-Of show for ya! Hope you’re having a kickass weekend. On Today’s Show: – Another “Tim talks to Pedophiles” bit! – Exploding Toads – Robbing Sex Stores for the

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a best of show. Look at the timestamp here. It’s 6:04AM and I still havent gone to sleep. It’s been one of ths days. We’ll be back on Tuesday with a new show. BTW, we won Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards! Thank you so much for the tons

Hey Freaks, I’m sorry, but there was a fuck up earlier and for some reason, the August 1st, 2005 show was being downloaded again in itunes and ipodder. So, let’s try this again: On Today’s Show: – Swallowing dentures – Vomitting on teachers – Chemical ass burns! Thank you, Denny’s! It’s a new month and

Hey Freaks, It’s my Birthday today, and I’m taking the day off. Fear not, I’ve got a best-of show for you! Plus, you have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday to look forward to tomorrow! Enjoy the show and remember to take a moment today to celebrate teh greatness of me on my Bday 🙂 On

Hey Freaks! Back with another Best of Show for our Listener Appreciation Best-Of Weekend Celebration! Enjoy this show that originally aired in March! On Today’s Show: – Crystal meth is on Blue Light Special – Lifting massive weights with your penis – The sweet taste of (boobies!!!) victory Enjoy the show! Vote for Distorted View!

Hey Freaks! Hope you’re having a great weekend! As promised, here is the first Best-Of show for the weekend. Today’s best-fo show is our official 100th episode that aired a few months ago. On Today’s Show: – Unicorn Orgy! – Pissing on literature! That’s right…take that books! – Tossing kittens out of fast moving cars

Hey Freaks! It’s the 4th of July! Enjoy your day and we’ll be back tomorrow with brand new episodes! Here’s a Best-Of Show for you to listen to while you eat your hotdogs and spamwiches Remember: It’s a new month, and that means you should vote for DV over at Podcast Alley! I’ll kiss you

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Best-Of show! I don’t want to hear your bitching. I’ll be back on Wednesday with a brand new episode. Until then, enjoy this past Sextastic Tuesday! Plus: – Adam Curry is the sausage tosser! – Hearts bursting into flames – Robot Sex slaves! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: