Bonus Audio
On This Bonus Episode: 🏠Timmy Boo Home Alone: Lord Douche leaves for Florida, and Tim revels in the rare joy of a week of total freedom.🥚 Egg Wars: Tim finally fires up the forbidden $10 Walmart egg cooker, jumbo eggs and all, just to spite Lord Douche.🚗 Recall Madness: While Tim’s car recall is
Well, I screwed up today, freaks. The main show had a little audio misalignment issue (blame my mic track shifting three seconds out of sync). But don’t worry—I fixed it and re-uploaded the corrected version to the feed. Look for the one labeled “Fixed Audio”. Trust me, it’s worth a relisten. For now, though, enjoy
On Today’s Episode Closing ThoughtsThis grab bag of horrors—bad music, niche fetishes, and criminal stupidity—proves DV is still your home for content you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, Sideshow freaks get it all first.
💉Distorted View Daily: Hairbrush Eye Stabbing, Breakfast Bagel Emergencies & Government-Approved Parenting 🎙 Sideshow Exclusive Bonus Segment! Today, Tim proves once again that his fine motor skills haven’t improved since infancy—jamming a hairbrush directly into his eyeball during a frantic race to secure McDonald’s bagel sandwiches before the breakfast cut-off. Was the scratch worth it?
💉 POZ Panic, Mead’s Creepy Chick-fil-A Love Song, and a Speakerphone Showdown Tim’s back for a bonus Sideshow segment after a sick week — and just in time for Poz Load Monday (yes, the jingle is stuck in his head and sometimes escapes into public spaces). Fresh from a doctor’s appointment where the bloodwork menu
Topics Covered: Final Thoughts:Tim wraps up with a reminder that tomorrow’s full-length episode will feature even more bizarre content.
Today on the Sideshow: 🔮 Astral Plane or Just Plain Nuts?Meade Skelton returns with a mystifying livestream featuring tales of out-of-body experiences, astral projections, and mysterious floral-clad ghost women invading his room. Could Meade be dabbling in dark metaphysical arts? Or is it just another late-night wet dream wrapped in spiritual delusion? 🎹 “Pervert Marriage”
🎙 Distorted View Daily: Racist Stalking & Stuttering Sperm Showdown Bonus Sideshow Episode👉 In today’s unhinged bonus installment of DV, it’s wall-to-wall degeneracy and dysfunction as Tim dives deep into the Meade Skelton racial obsession rabbit hole, revisits a familiar baby mama-stalking lunatic, and shares a horrifying tale involving cat porn, boners, and breastfeeding. All
Title: From Winnipeg Whores to Yodeling for Jesus Show Summary:Tim Henson returns for a chaotic, vintage-audio-soaked bonus segment exploring the weird, wild world of Stag Party records and Christian yodeling. From dirty novelty songs about Canadian prostitutes to sermons warning about the seductive power of heroin, it’s an absurd trip through forgotten audio ephemera. Plus,
Show Notes: Bonus Segment with Tim Segment 1: Kids Bop Mead Skelton Parody Segment 2: Philosophical Porn Star Interview Segment 3: Gagging Video Segment 4: Cat Revenge Clip Closing Additional Notes: References to EFUCT for video content and a humorous tone throughout, blending shock value with commentary on the absurdity of the clips. Tim’s Wrap-Up:
