📆 Bonus Episode – Monday, May 12, 2025 On Today’s Show: 💬 Plus: Tim reflects on rich livestreamers, poor home décor decisions, and the dystopia of text-to-speech fights. 👉 Reminder: Tomorrow’s full-length episode is Sideshow Exclusive! Not a member? Sign up, ya cheapskate.

On Today’s Show: 🎭 Exploring Seasonal Genders: From He/Him Winter to She/Her Spring to Lard/Porky Summer🤖 Neo-pronouns like rot/rotting, and the rise of micro-identities (yes, that’s a real thing)🧠 Diagnosing Homo Disorders: Are feminism, soberism, and militarism signs you might be gay?💣 “If you’re okay with gays, you might be a homosexual”: A Foxworthy-style breakdown

📆 Bonus Episode – Monday, May 12, 2025 On Today’s Show: 💬 Plus: Tim reflects on rich livestreamers, poor home décor decisions, and the dystopia of text-to-speech fights. 👉 Reminder: Tomorrow’s full-length episode is Sideshow Exclusive! Not a member? Sign up, ya cheapskate.

In this crime-tinged episode of DV, Tim reveals a sneaky consumer scam passed down from Lord Douche himself: the ol’ open-box return switcheroo. Is it fraud? Probably. Is it genius? Also yes. Then we dive into the world of big battery drama, where a man throws a tantrum (and a battery) over a failed warranty

On Today’s Show: Today on the Bonus Show:🚨 AI Doomsday Incoming! Tim reads a disturbing article about artificial intelligence, where one safety researcher gives humanity a 0.0000000000001% chance of surviving. Sleep tight!🤖 Despite the grim outlook, Tim continues to misuse AI for humanity’s “benefit”—including turning an old “pew pew” mic sound into an actual beat

On Today’s Show: Tim shares the traumatic tale of discovering a tick burrowed deep in his luxurious mane, how he heroically extracted the parasite (after several failed assassination attempts), and the complete indifference shown by his loving partner, Lord Douche. Was it a woodland hitchhiker or a harbinger of Lyme disease? Either way, someone’s getting

On Today’s Bonus Segment:(Yes, it’s Wednesday. No, Tim doesn’t know what day it is either.) Tim’s back with a sloppy midweek bonus segment—complete with misdated intros, malfunctioning plastic penises, and cosmic orgasms brought on by Palladian light beings. Just your typical midweek mind-melter here on Distorted View Daily. Today on the show:🧴 FUCK SAUCE!– Adam

🎙 Distorted View Daily – Bonus Segment Show Notes“Nancy Mace Gets Roasted, Kevin Leonardo Returns, and Jesus Does Spice Girls” 👩‍🏫 Nancy Mace: ASMR or Just a Mess?Tim dives back into the saga of Congresswoman Nancy Mace, who proudly posted a video of herself freaking out at a gay man in Ulta (as you do),