On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So Does My Patience) In today’s bonus segment exclusively for Sideshow freaks, Tim is back to dissect the celestial clown show that was Blue Origin’s latest phallic voyage to the stars — featuring an all-female crew including Gayle King and the
On Today’s Bonus Segment: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Bonus Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment, and today Tim faces his greatest fear: slowly morphing into the kind of crotchety old coot he mercilessly mocks on the show. Will he soon be the guy yelling at teens in the street for daring
On Today’s Bonus Segment:Tim’s back with a special Sideshow-only ramble about the current dystopian shopping experience in America, where buying razors or tampons feels more like visiting a prison commissary than a store. 🔒 Everything’s Behind GlassFrom Walmart to CVS, products are locked up tighter than Fort Knox. Need deodorant? Better hunt down Glenda with
Hey, Sideshow Freaks! Thanks for supporting this trainwreck. On today’s bonus segment, Tim has a juicy update to a viral meltdown at sea and explores how internet justice can sink faster than a leaky charter boat. 🛥️ Open Water Rage Update!Remember that Florida boat freakout from last week? Well, the guy screaming about being on
Tim’s back with a juicy Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment, and boy, has the ghetto been poppin’ off. After staying up half the night anticipating a power outage from a storm (spoiler: it never happened), Tim was abruptly awoken by what sounded like explosions—or maybe gunshots. Either way, Lord Douche was unimpressed and went right back to
🌀 On the Show Today: 💡 April Fool’s Day Debrief: Tim explains how the 2025 show is actually a sequel to the 2015 April Fool’s Day Sideshow exclusive, complete with timeline-fixing, AI sex, and callbacks galore. 🎥 TikTok Mother Torture: A girl tricks her innocent mom into reviewing menu items like: Cinnamon Pull-Apart Bukkake Cream