Bonus Audio
đ Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Exclusive – âFarty Paloozas & Fistfuls of Emotionâđ Originally aired: May 28, 2025 (Bonus Segment)đ On Today’s Program:Tim gets a little too emotional over a dog he barely knew, which may or may not have smelled like cancer. Then, things really spiral: And of course⌠a closing
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đ Bonus Episode â Monday, May 12, 2025 On Todayâs Show: đŹ Plus: Tim reflects on rich livestreamers, poor home dĂŠcor decisions, and the dystopia of text-to-speech fights. đ Reminder: Tomorrowâs full-length episode is Sideshow Exclusive! Not a member? Sign up, ya cheapskate.
On Today’s Show: đ Exploring Seasonal Genders: From He/Him Winter to She/Her Spring to Lard/Porky Summerđ¤ Neo-pronouns like rot/rotting, and the rise of micro-identities (yes, that’s a real thing)đ§ Diagnosing Homo Disorders: Are feminism, soberism, and militarism signs you might be gay?đŁ âIf youâre okay with gays, you might be a homosexualâ: A Foxworthy-style breakdown
đ Bonus Episode â Monday, May 12, 2025 On Todayâs Show: đŹ Plus: Tim reflects on rich livestreamers, poor home dĂŠcor decisions, and the dystopia of text-to-speech fights. đ Reminder: Tomorrowâs full-length episode is Sideshow Exclusive! Not a member? Sign up, ya cheapskate.
In this crime-tinged episode of DV, Tim reveals a sneaky consumer scam passed down from Lord Douche himself: the olâ open-box return switcheroo. Is it fraud? Probably. Is it genius? Also yes. Then we dive into the world of big battery drama, where a man throws a tantrum (and a battery) over a failed warranty
On Today’s Show: Today on the Bonus Show:đ¨ AI Doomsday Incoming! Tim reads a disturbing article about artificial intelligence, where one safety researcher gives humanity a 0.0000000000001% chance of surviving. Sleep tight!đ¤ Despite the grim outlook, Tim continues to misuse AI for humanity’s “benefit”âincluding turning an old âpew pewâ mic sound into an actual beat
On Today’s Show: Tim shares the traumatic tale of discovering a tick burrowed deep in his luxurious mane, how he heroically extracted the parasite (after several failed assassination attempts), and the complete indifference shown by his loving partner, Lord Douche. Was it a woodland hitchhiker or a harbinger of Lyme disease? Either way, someoneâs getting
On Today’s Bonus Segment:(Yes, itâs Wednesday. No, Tim doesnât know what day it is either.) Tim’s back with a sloppy midweek bonus segmentâcomplete with misdated intros, malfunctioning plastic penises, and cosmic orgasms brought on by Palladian light beings. Just your typical midweek mind-melter here on Distorted View Daily. Today on the show:𧴠FUCK SAUCE!â Adam
This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Todayâs Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So
