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I was curious to hear who American’s were honoring on this most holy of holidays: President’s Day. Sure, it’s Washington’s Birthday, but President’s Day is a time to honor all of the great men who lead this country. I called a woman named Agnes up to get her opinion on who is the very best.
Oh no! Cartoon superstar / pop princess Jem and the Holograms are in deep trouble after going on twitter and saying mean, horrible, disparaging things about Trump and White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. This sounds like a job for the new Social Media Crisis Team Action Figures! https://youtu.be/Cg4MX12DPd8
eFukt is back with an amazing new compilation of women not enjoying the tangy zip of man jiz. What’s worse is that some try to act like they LOVE it while gagging and spitting. Not a good look, ladies. Also, Tim notices the shear amount of volume some of these men are producing and feels
A woman approached a group of pro-life protesters at a Planned Parenthood and threw a used maxi pad right into a mans face. The audio of the incident is glorious. Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has to offer. https://youtu.be/YkxdfRTeeME
Drift off to sleep playing this audio cassette and wake up no longer addicted to hard core narcotics! Meth, crack, tidepods – whatever your poison is, this audio cassette claims to help. The problem is most the tape is just the voice of some dude reminding you how shitty your life is. Link to the full
The black Bat Man is here to save the big booty damsels in distress…and then have sex with them. Here’s some audio from the porn film DC comics doesnt want you to see. See The Trailer For The Really Dark Knight Here https://youtu.be/4WgM2AH9pTw
Delta airlines gave out napkins with a blank line, encouraging you to write your phone number down and share it with your airplane crush. Social media reacted exactly as expected: by freaking the fuck out. Many called it “creepy”, and others bitch tweeting “#TIMESUP” Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring
A UK television show called Sex Clinic featured the case of Zach. He said there was a stink coming off his penis and was worried about it. He also has had problems retracting his foreskin. All signs point to smegma! https://youtu.be/lLQHPpEIpI0
Today I walk you through a scene or two from an adult anime. These hentai movies are produced in Japan (of course) and sometimes get re-dubbed into English. A lot of times the voice acting is horrible, and other times the dialogue the actors have to recite is hilarious. Today I share with you one
A sick delusional man or a crime fighting superhero? Dr. Phil recently had a man on his show that thought he was batman. This gives Tim the chance to talk about what annoys him most about daytime talk shows (the music and sound effects during the pre-recorded introductions). Tim also shares a clip from HIS
