On Today’s Show:
00:00:00:00.00 | Introduction |
00:01:57:16.39 | Lord Douche Fed Me His Sickness |
00:03:04:11.40 | Sperming On A Communion Wafer (And Other Satanic Sex Acts) |
00:11:06:24.37 | Adult Actress Has Not Acquired Taste For Manloads |
00:13:14:20.11 | CB Walker Takes A Phone Call |
00:15:00:10.52 | Old Travis Kelce Tweets Resurface |
00:18:20:05.54 | Christan Woman Demands To Be Left Alone In Store Aisle |
00:22:33:24.39 | Meade Defends White Women Getting Arrested |
00:31:44:09.18 | Blowing Off Fireworks Inside A Movie Theater |
00:35:38:13.49 | Pedicab Joker Gets Physical |
00:39:14:00.61 | The Problem With QR Code Tattoos |
00:45:01:04.61 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
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Fireworks Being Set Off In Theater

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