Hey Freaks! Back to continue the week with more stupidity! I’ve got another chance for you to win a prize as well! Tomorrow’s show will be Sideshow exclusive, so sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Lobster Babies – Urine Magic – Gays Love Watersports Links: Tim on Facebook: Click It! NEW PO BOX! Distorted

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