Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV with you! There’s a little shit talk at the top of the show but then a firm promise to not talk about poop for the rest of the week. At all! No even a shit-slurping sound effect. Can I live up to that promise?

Hey Freaks! Lots of great stuff on today’s show! Enjoy this sum-bitch all weekend long and I’ll be back on Monday to do it all over again! If you’d like to advertise on DV, check out our click-grid! $25 a pop gets you a square. I’ll also try and mention your stuff on DV occasionally.

Hey Freaks! Back here with the big Thursday show! Enjoy the insanity. Remember to tell your friends about DV! Spread the distortion, bitches! On Today’s Show: – Burn, Baby, Baby! Part Deux – Shittin’ & Shootin’ – Underage Teenage Wrestlers Gone Wild! Links: July For Kings: Today’s ending music! Great band, great guys! Snail Mail:

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Remember: if you freaks find funny/bizarre/gross things on the Internet, E-mail them to me! I love checking out what you guys have discoverd. On Today’s Show: – Burn, Jesus, Burn! – Burn, Baby, Burn! – Elmo wants you to die Links: 5 Minutes with Wichita: The Man,

Hey Freaks! This is it! The very first episode of 2006! With any luck this will be The Year of DV, and the money will start pouring in for me. Back on Planet Reality(tm), here’s what’s coming up: On Today’s Show: – Shit Coffee – Swallowing Firecrackers – Bloody Animal Heads Snail Mail: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! It’s the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to Dignity or Dollar$, my new Game Show that will be airing on FOX next fall. See you back here in 2006, freaks! On Today’s Show: – Medium-Rare iPod’s – Pickle Milk – More Drunken Babies!

Hey Freaks! If you’re easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show today. Hey, don’t blame me. One of you twisted freaks out there sent me a new, disgusting, japanese-themed video. On Today’s Show: – Microwaving your blouses – Hurling piss bottles – Swallowing Cell Phones –

Hey Freaks! I’m finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and don’t forget to E-mail your comments, questions, and queefs to me! On Today’s Show: – Satan’s naked! – Alien Fetus Snatchers – Fucking a herd of cattle Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

Hey Freaks! This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate these days. I’ll be back on Tuesday with a new episode for you. On Today’s Show: – Stinky old people – Flaming old people – Tranny nativity scenes! Want to get me a Christmas present?

Hey Freaks! The holiday festivities continue today with The 12 Lays of Christmas! That’s right, more of me singing! Enjoy the podcast! IF you’d like to order the DV Holiday pack, you still can! I’ll get it out to you ASAP. On Today’s Show: – Like a meat thermometer to the head – Weed killer