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Hey Freaks! Sorry for the delay in posting today’s show. I have a special “treat” for you to make up for it: a short little interview with my roomate Joe as we find out what he’s been up to. Today’s program is EXTENDED! Sign up for the Sideshow to get all of the bonus content.

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