Hey Freaks! It was a bit of a rough show because I was tired. Fucking “Lost”. I’ve been trying to catch up with the show as it airs re-runs, and so I ended up doing the show super-late. If you hate today’s podcast, E-mail the ABC Network and tell them they ruined DV for you.

Hey Freaks! Another big show for you! At the top of the program we play another funny tech support call. My supply is starting to run dry, so if you have any funny calls or know where to find them, let me know! On Today’s Show: – Pregger teens running rampant in Ohio – Like

Hey Freaks! Back here with your Tuesday show! We’ve got some news of the weird, more liquid ass talk, and of course, a sextastic tuesday story for your ears to feast upon. On Today’s Show: – A pet motel that rents by the hour – The return of those Fucking signs! Remember: listen to the

Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of Distorted View’s for ya! Along with some truly bizarre news stories, we’ve got even more crap for you to win. Liquid crap. On Today’s Show: – Sex change patient has buyer’s remorse – Blood drippings – A missing teen whore Links: Liquid Ass: Only

Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we’ll be back on Monday (most likely) to start a whole new week of programs. Remember: Voting for the 1st Annual Podcast Awards ends on July 31st. distorted View has been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast, and you can vote once per

Hey Freaks! Phew! Late night, and I’m pooped. Enjoy the show today! Along with the fucked up stories, we are visited once again by Satan! It’s a jammed packed (and EVIL) program! On Today’s Show: – Homeless people’s souls are tasty! – Drunk man seeks out tits – Decrotive swords + domestic violence = hilarity

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Wednesday edition of DV. By the way, if you run across funny news stories, crazy audio / video files, or just bizarre web links, click here to submit a link. you can also read all of the submitted shit people have sent in. It’s Our Distorted View Action News

Hey Freaks! On today’s edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness! On Today’s Show: – Your mom spreads her legs for your friends…and you love it! – Attack of the German panty stealer! – Huffing compressed air (A Tim Henson endorsed activity) Vote for us at

Hey Freaks, Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we’re back now with new shows! BTW, don’t forget to check out our new feature! Read and sumbit freaky news stories online! Right from this very website!! Exclamation marks!!! On Today’s Show: – Daycare Truth & Dare – Underage Highschool Girls

Hey Freaks! Enjoy this end-of-the-week podcast! This weekend we’ll be playing a few Best-Of Shows! That’s right! Come back here on Saturday and Sunday for a few past episodes of DV as I dig deep into our vault and handpick a few golden turds. Distorted View is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast