Hey freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – A naked man with a sword! – A naked man covered in cheese! – Cow poop cures yeast infections? – Hot for teacher See you back tomorrow! -Tim Listen Now! Distorted View Daily 03/02/05

Hey freaks! I think I found one of the strangest news stories in quite awhile. You don’t want to miss today’s show. Speaking of which: On Today’s Show: – Penis + Chicken + Dog – Common Sense + Knife = A recipe for a hilarious/disgusting disaster – Roadkill candy! – The return of breast-loving Gorilla

Hey everybody! Back here with a truly twisted episode of Distorted View! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to E-mail me if you find a funny news story! On Today’s Show: -An animated frog penis -Cutting your testicles to make good on a promise -Electric Toothbrush Rectum Love

Hey my twisted little freaks! We’re back with an all-new episode of Distorted View Daily for you to feast upon! Before that, here’s a little bit of sad news. I had to disable the “comment” function because spammers have found a way to flood the system with Texas Hold-Em Poker and Viagra ads. So, if

It’s Friday and I’ve got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember: Distorted View is for adults only. We use mature language in a totally immature way. On Today’s Show: – A Deadly Enema! – An orgasm machine!! – A Teeny Tiny Condom!!! It’s an exlamation mark-worthy

It’s Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to add a link to us on your website. It would be much appreciated. On Today’s Show: – Two crazy Asian’s for the price of one! – A mobile crystal meth lab! – Why Jesus

It’s time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, “An utter disappointment”. Who the hell wants a fucking disgusting chinchilla anyways? On Today’s Show: -Don’t get mad, get even…by chewing off a finger. Because if you chew off a finger, you’d have 4 fingers left. And that’s an even number. See?

Greetings! Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I got a few E-mails wondering how many people are subscribing to Distorted View Daily. It’s kind of hard to tell, but it looks to be in the 400-500 range, which isn’t bad for being about a month old. A few internet radio stations are also playing

On today’s show: – Cockfighting! It’s staged to make a comeback if some crazy nutjob from Oklahoma has anything to do about it – Ring tones are annoying! What we need are porn stars to record fake sex sounds for mobile phones. The future is here with Moan Tones, featuring the orgasmic stylings of Jenna