Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy all of the idiotic audio and news I have for you today. Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow. On Today’s Show: – Tumble Dried Baby #641 – Killed By A Pasta Machine – Mangled Kitty Cats Links: Drunk Story Time With GitEmSteveDave: Tonight at 10PM EST

Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday program! New ST and it’s an extended program! Sign up for the Sideshow right now so you don’t miss one idiotic second. On Today’s Show: – Webcam Restraining Order – My Penis Collection is Finally Complete! – Homeless Pigtail Pullers Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts,

Hey Freaks! Back to start off a new week of programs! Enjoy, and don’t forget to sign up for the Sideshow On Today’s Show: – Toddlers Love Margaritas! – Taint That Something!? – Whores Hate Herpes Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX

Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! It’s going to be fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun. Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Hiccups Cause MURDER – Pepper Spraying The Tards – Ass Glue At the Walmart Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters,

Hey Freaks! On and on we roll through the week! Tomorrow’s show will be exclusive to Sideshow freaks, so if you’re not yet a member, sign up now. On Today’s Show: – Toilet Eats Elderly – Curry Cannibals – Blood Fillings For Your Wrinkly Ass Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters,

Hey Freaks! Back for an extended Tuesday show! If you’re paying members, you’ll get over 15 minutes of bonus stupidity today. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – World Penis Chart – Heavy Bertations Make The News – Stripping Clothes To Lose The Po-Po Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards,

Hey Freaks! Back to do this thing again. Got a very special gooner to share with you today, plus all of the normal stupidity you come for. Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today’s Show: – A Real Cannibal Can Taste The Difference Between a Heart and a Lung – A Goddamn

Hey Freaks! It’s Friday! Enjoy all of the stupidity. Like what you hear? Support the show and become a Sideshow member! On Today’s Show: – Pooping On Your Door – A Highschool Porn Gaffe – Cheesus Christ: Our Gooey, Delicious, Lord and Savory Pizza Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards,

Hey Freaks! More audiophonic stupidity for you today! Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Ball Tapping – Dropping Baby Off For A Drug Run – Making Your Child Drink Ant Killer Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! NEW PO BOX! Distorted View PO BOX

Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday extended show! Want to hear the bonus content? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – A Serial Sexual Strangler – Forcing Mom To Watch Movies With You At Ax Point – Stretching Yo’ Dick Links: Distorted View On Twitter The DV Store: Shirts, Posters, Cards, Jigoo! NEW