Hey Freaks! Have I ever lied to you (don’t answer that). I’m back with the Friday show! Ok, it’s STILL Friday on the West Coast, so shut up. Enjoy the insanity! The DV Sideshow continues to improve! I have the member-only RSS feed up and running! What are you waiting for? Sign up now! On

Hey Freaks! Satan is preparing a statement regarding Anna Nicole Smith’s death and promised me he’d have it ready a bit later today. Look for the show in the afternoon. If you have any last minute Ask Satan questions, get them in now! The RSS Feed for Sideshow members is up! Log in for details

Hey Freaks! I have a huge show for you today. Sure, it’s extended for the Sideshow members, but even the free show is over 30 minutes long. I’ve got some horrible music, new Yahoo Answers, and a skank for you paying members! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – The New KKK – Lighterfluid Soup

Hey Freaks! Full shownotes will come later. I’m going to bed! Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: New Month, DV Needs your Vote! Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It’s Fresh Perked Listen to Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/07/07

Hey Freaks! I’m tired! Enjoy the extended show! I think it clocks in at 53 minutes or so. In the future, extended shows will only be provided to Sideshow Members, so you know what to do. Oh, and sorry for the cheesy sex story today. ugh. On Today’s Show: – Pissin on the ATM –

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In the mean time, sign up for the sideshow, continue ruining Yahoo Answers for everyone else, and get your Ask Satan questions in! He’ll be back on Friday. On Today’s Show: – Pitt Bull + Child

Hey Freaks! I’m back with the first episode recorded at my new apartment! My bed is here, I have Internet access. what could be better? How about an ana/mia TRAGEDY!? Yes! Enjoy the show! Remember to vote for us and sign up for the sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Getting Freaky At Waffle House –

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your Wednesday show. So sorry it’s late. I warned you this week was going to be shitty though, with the move and all. I’m still settling in. If there is a best-of show tomorrow, I’ll see you back here on Friday! Remember to vote for us at Podcast Alley.

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s Sextastic Tuesday! I’ve got nothing else to say. If you’re curious about how my weekend went moving in to my new apartment, check out my myspace profile. I blogged that bitch. On Today’s Show: – Hide and Go Die – Chinese Corpse Bride – mmmm..Ears. Links: Nerdy Ebay Auction (From Kotaku):

Hey Freaks! Glad to be back to start a new week of shows for you. Tomorrow I’ll tell you all about how much moving into my new apartment was a giant clusterfuck! And no, unfortunately I didnt videotape it. Anyways, enjoy another very musical edition of the podcast. On Today’s Show: – The Pedo’s Be