Hey Freaks! Today we’ve got a celebrity edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Cheryl Merkowski of whorehole.org reads us some lesbian erotica. As if that wasn’t enough, I’ve also got more of the crazy, bizarre stories you’ve grown to tolerate from me. On Today’s Show: – The Tampon Maniac! – How old people are like dogs –

Hey Freaks! Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Try clicking on the “What The Hell?” link. You might hear some DV: streamin’ style. Then again, you could hear 5 hours of crickets or nothing at all. It’s crap shoot, emphasis on crap. On Today’s Show: – PSP Porn – Stabbed

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity! Remember to add me as a friend on Myspace. We’ll be BFF! I’m already working on a friendship collage for you. Hint: I’m adding LOTS OF GLITTER!!!! (and pics of super hunky Orlando Bloom…your FAVORITE!!) On Today’s Show: – Beaten with his own leg – Inmates Sing! – Bacon theft

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! It’s much better than the abortion yesterday. If you have funny/weird audio or video, E-mail me! On Today’s Show: – Donkey Kong 2 – Cocaine Puke – Elderly Crack Swapper Links: Rooftop Comedy: Vote For Marcus! DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio

Hey Freaks! If you miss one episode of Distorted View this year, today’s show might be the one you want to skip. It’s actually not a bad show, but it was a slow news day. You know how that goes. Pump it up! On Today’s Show: – The smooth taste of death – Murder for

Hey Freaks! Finally! Back with more Distorted Views for you. Tune in for my lame explanation of why I was absent yesterday and my exciting weekend full of elderly people. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Gunpowder in the grill – It’s electric! – A flesh eating DOG!!! Links: Butch Walker: On Myspace! Butch Walker: On

Hey Freaks! Ending the week with more bizarre news stories, more Home Shopping audio, and more of the cool ranch flavor you love. Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, and I’ll see you on the flip-flop. On Today’s Show: – Billboards on Prostitutes – Subway Sawing – Adult storytime for children! Link: Chick Publications:

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all enjoy it. Umm…that’s all I have to say. On Today’s Show: – The Masked Masturbater – Who will be crowned the Feces Queen? – Severed pig heads – Idiot + Fireworks = you know what

Hey Freaks! So glad to be back with a brand new episode of DV for you! Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to e-mail me news tips, funny audio/video, or whatever else you think I might like. On Today’s Show: – Firecracker in the pants – A dash of chili pepper in the pussy –

Hey Freaks! Just got back from the emergency room. Listen to today’s show and you’ll understand. Remember: I’m running a Best-Of Show tomorrow, but I’ll be back on Wednesday to continue spreading the distortion. On Today’s Show: – The Grand Finale of the Penis Pump Judge – Drinking While Killing – Banging your own son…THANKS