Hey Freaks! The site is back up! RAWK ON! It’s been a shitty 24/36 hours as my server that holds the mp3’s wasn’t working and then distortedview.com’s mySQL database went tits up. I think everything is working now, and you should be able to access the past shows as well (the last 35 or so)

Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested Development WILL be back. Showtime has signed a 2-year, 26 episode deal! Now, before the new season starts, rent or buy seasons one and two on DVD and see why I jizz in my pants

Hey Freaks! I’m back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt have the time. To make it up to you, if you’re ever in the Columbus, Ohio area I will sleep with you. I’ll sleep with anyone, and I’ve got the crabs to prove it. On

Hey Freaks! It’s time for a BRAND NEW Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! Remember: if you guys run across a funny news story, video clip, sound, send it to me! Better yet, if you run across any money, send that to me, too 🙂 On Today’s Show: – So, I Married A Goat – How

Hey Freaks! Hope you had great weekend! On Sunday I sat in with Paul and Jeanette as they taped their shows for the week. If you want to hear even more Tim Henson, tune in to the latest PK&J Show. On Today’s Show: – Sheet Metal Jesus – Homeless Men Smuggling Sheep – Banging Tweens

Hey Freaks! Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January’s shows (and a few of December’s)are still online. Still bored? Nothing passes the time like sending me money! On Today’s Show: – Liquid Shit – Chicken Chuckers – The Donkey Dicked Shopper Strikes Again Snail

Hey Freaks! Today I share with you the movies I’ve received from TLA Raw! It’s only a matter of time before I start pulling audio from Granny Gang Bang 5 to play for you guys! Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – The Urine Drinker – San Mateo Sodomy – Mutant Chickens!! Links: TLA Raw:

Hey Freaks! Quit Yer Bitchin! I gots a brand new show for you and it’s pretty excellent! Like I said on the program, I’ll be back in like 6 hours with your Friday program. It’s a DVgasm! On Today’s Show: – Flaming Cocks – Death Over Toilet Paper – More Creepy Cat People Links: TLA

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! We revist dick cheese porn on Sextastic Tuesday, plus all of the twisted news your fragile little minds can handle. Voila! On Today’s Show: – Canned Bird Heads – Perm Press Preteens – Nose Biting Part II Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! Did you miss me? Well, good! I hope you’ve learned to appreciate what I do for you. I’m back to start a new week of shows with tons of fucked up stories for you today! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – There’s a Fetus Clogged in Your Pipe – Nose Biting – Tasty Penises