Hey Freaks! It’s a sad day in DV history as we learn what happened to the dickhole guy and why he won’t be sitting down with me for an interview. Plus, more audio insanity. On Today’s Show: – When Dumbasses Crucify Themselves – Limbless babies – X-Rated Cookies Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351

Hey Freaks! Happy Valentine’s Day! If you have no one to love today, feel free to claim me as your boyfriend, fucktoy, or anonymous sex partner. I’ll take what i can get. And while you’re feeling shitty about yourself, why not fork over some cash! Donations to the show are gladly accepted. You can always

Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week with you. Here we go! On Today’s Show: – Dunkin Grossnuts – Pre-Teen Drug Use – Backpack Babies! Links: Podcast of Myspace Musicians: New ClickGrid Sponsor! TLA Raw: I hear Jesus Christ is a serial rapist Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I start your weekend off with never before heard dickhole guy audio! Don’t forget about Distorted Review, the half hour show on sayradio.com where I play my favorites clips from the past week of shows. On Today’s Show: – Sucking on dog teets – Feces-mailing nomads – Cartwheeling naked Links:

Hey Freaks! Back with another brand new episode for you! This episode is made even more special by a listener-submitted DV Megmix! Huge thanks to Daniel for putting in the work. It turned out awesome! On Today’s Show: – Explosive Condoms of Doom(tm) – Celebrity AIDS testing – Watching children piss and shit. Is that

Hey Freaks! Here it is! For once I actually make good on a promise and give you the REAL February 8th show. News stories, women farting, and extended dickhole guy audio! Worth the wait, right? No? Fuck you. On Today’s Show: – News Flash: Britney Spears is RETARDED – Like a sharp needle in your

Hey Freaks! Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it’s just kind of gross. Fast forward to 12:36 if you want to skip the insanity. On Today’s Show: – Naked Pedestrians – Library Masturbation – Flaming Fords! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Back to start a brand new week with you twisted freaks. Remember to click on some of our ClickGrid sponsors. These guys had the balls to advertise on this trainwreck of a podcast, so the least you could do is check them out. On Today’s Show: – Eating eyes!

Hey Freaks! We’re ending the week in a big, big way! In addition to all of the typical sick shit, I’ve got a special present for you! You asked for it, and I finally deliver: A brand new Skank! What happens when I pretend to be a 14 year old girl looking for sex on

Hey Freaks! It’s February! For serious this time. In addition to the crazy news stories today, I talk about the insane amount of feedback I’ve received for the Sonic the Hedgehog porn! Enjoy On Today’s Show: – Dog Shit & Ham Sandwich – Return of the penis muncher – Stoner toddlers – Reading porn while