Hey Freaks! Back with more distortion for ya! Today we learn about A Neo-Nazi Tween Duo act! I think I mis-pronounced the name Prussian Blue on today’s show. Prussian (sounds like “Prush-in”) refers to old Germany, I guess. On Today’s Show: – Porn homework – Gay cannibals – Hey, there’s a fetus on your back!

Hey Freaks! Back with a brand edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I’m always looking for bizarre sex stories. If you run across one, Email it to me! Likewise, keep an eye and ear out for crazy videos and audio clips! On Today’s Show: – Shit covered phones – Stabbing necks and sipping Koolaid Links: TLA Raw:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! I so don’t feel like typing this out. On Today’s Show: – Hey, that’s my fetus! – Filthy People – Chewing on your Girlfriend’s Face Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 1/16/06!

Hey Freaks! It’s the end of yet another week! I’ve had a blast with you, and can’t wait to do it all over again on Monday. Thanks for all the E-mails and voicemails. Even though i can’t read all of them on the air, I appreciate it! BTW, want to advertise on DV’s site? On

Hey Freaks! I’m having a blast this week with you guys! More great stuff to discuss including my impending financial doom, listener-submitted pictures, and of course: lube jobs. On Today’s Show: – Teabagging! – Where’s your condom!? – Bugs in your body Links: DV’s Flickr Page: A parade of visual stupidity Snail Mail: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! I’ve got a very special episode of DV for you today! We take a trip to…The Tranny Zone! I play audio of elderly tranny’s having sex, plus I interview a real, live post-op transexual! What kind of objects has she shoved in her bacon-hole? Tune in to find out! On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Tuesday show! I’m proud to say Sextastic Tuesday has returned! Enjoy the insanity. And hey, fork over some cash. I’m hurting here. On Today’s Show: – Flaming rodents (No assholes involved) – Like a boomerang to the head – Here’s your Stiffy Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351

Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of DV with you! There’s a little shit talk at the top of the show but then a firm promise to not talk about poop for the rest of the week. At all! No even a shit-slurping sound effect. Can I live up to that promise?

Hey Freaks! Lots of great stuff on today’s show! Enjoy this sum-bitch all weekend long and I’ll be back on Monday to do it all over again! If you’d like to advertise on DV, check out our click-grid! $25 a pop gets you a square. I’ll also try and mention your stuff on DV occasionally.

Hey Freaks! Back here with the big Thursday show! Enjoy the insanity. Remember to tell your friends about DV! Spread the distortion, bitches! On Today’s Show: – Burn, Baby, Baby! Part Deux – Shittin’ & Shootin’ – Underage Teenage Wrestlers Gone Wild! Links: July For Kings: Today’s ending music! Great band, great guys! Snail Mail: