Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Remember: if you freaks find funny/bizarre/gross things on the Internet, E-mail them to me! I love checking out what you guys have discoverd. On Today’s Show: – Burn, Jesus, Burn! – Burn, Baby, Burn! – Elmo wants you to die Links: 5 Minutes with Wichita: The Man,

Hey Freaks! This is it! The very first episode of 2006! With any luck this will be The Year of DV, and the money will start pouring in for me. Back on Planet Reality(tm), here’s what’s coming up: On Today’s Show: – Shit Coffee – Swallowing Firecrackers – Bloody Animal Heads Snail Mail: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! It’s the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to Dignity or Dollar$, my new Game Show that will be airing on FOX next fall. See you back here in 2006, freaks! On Today’s Show: – Medium-Rare iPod’s – Pickle Milk – More Drunken Babies!

Hey Freaks! If you’re easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show today. Hey, don’t blame me. One of you twisted freaks out there sent me a new, disgusting, japanese-themed video. On Today’s Show: – Microwaving your blouses – Hurling piss bottles – Swallowing Cell Phones –

Hey Freaks! I’m finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and don’t forget to E-mail your comments, questions, and queefs to me! On Today’s Show: – Satan’s naked! – Alien Fetus Snatchers – Fucking a herd of cattle Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington,

Hey Freaks! This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate these days. I’ll be back on Tuesday with a new episode for you. On Today’s Show: – Stinky old people – Flaming old people – Tranny nativity scenes! Want to get me a Christmas present?

Hey Freaks! The holiday festivities continue today with The 12 Lays of Christmas! That’s right, more of me singing! Enjoy the podcast! IF you’d like to order the DV Holiday pack, you still can! I’ll get it out to you ASAP. On Today’s Show: – Like a meat thermometer to the head – Weed killer

Hey Freaks! Shocking Santa News! Make sure to listen to today’s program with your children. Remember: if you’ve got funny audio or video, send it to me! I’d love to play your fucked up shit! On Today’s Show: – Death by Latex – Decorate The Fetus Tree – German Tranny Idol Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com

Hey Freaks! America, you asked for it! You said, “I want creepy porn read to me by an even creepier 25 year old man”, and I’m here to deliver. It’s Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to keep those cameras rolling. On Today’s Show: – My Baby! – 40 Drunk Santa’s Agree – Breaking

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to send out. Thanks to everyone who ordered them. I’m still taking orders, but they probably wont get to you until after Christmas. On Today’s Show: – So long to Nobody Likes Onions – Twat Tightening