Hey Freaks! In addition to crazy news stories, you’ll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my personal stance on feet-licking. How could you not listen!? On Today’s Show: – Shit Cakes! – Attack of the Foot Licker – Whacking off at the Drive-Thru – Super-Drunk can’t fly Links: PK&J Show: Back

Hey Freaks! After listening to today’s show, you’ll want to dress up like an AIDS infected Nazi prostitute for Halloween! OK, maybe not. Make sure to visit our message board to submit your questions for the upcoming horse fucker interview! Hear all about it on today’s DV! On Today’s Show: – Gay Skinhead Hookers (Now

Hey Freaks, Grandma, what a big cock you have! That’s a hint as to what today’s Sextastic Tuesday is all about! Read on for the answer! On Today’s Show: – Moto-Corpse Racing! – Cocaine on the cob – Motley Crue blaring from tits – A Little Red Riding Whore Sextatic Tuesday story Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it! On Today’s Show: – A giant cock – He’s a dog fucker yet so much more – Stupid elderly people Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote Listen

Hey Freaks! Back with the mid-week program! That’s right: wednesday, bitches! Remember: if you have funny audio bloopers, news of the weird tips, or anything else you think I should play on the show, Email me! On Today’s Show: – Oh, I’ve got a splitting penis! – Why is your ass ringing? – Crashing with

Hey Freaks! Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Abusing sheep – Pissing again and again Our Brand New DV Address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351 Worthington, OH 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a brand new episode to start your week off right. If you guys run across a funny/bizarre news story, submit it! On Today’s Show: – Crushing homeless drunkards – Daddy’s bloody body – The gift of girl-on-girl action Our Brand New DV Address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351 Worthington, OH

Hey Freaks! You did it! We’ve reached our weekly donation goal, so here’s a brand new episode! Yes, on a Saturday! Can you believe it? Christ. On Today’s Show: – Nailing your girlfriend (in the house) – Pervert ice cream man! – A Flaming prostitute Our brand new snail-mail address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351

Hey Freaks! Friday’s here and we’re ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more! I also play a clip from when I filled in for Adam Curry on Podshow to illustrate how things get out of control when I’m given any sort of freedom. We may be back tomorrow

Hey Freaks! Even though the show clock in at like 15 minutes, I still consider it a short program. We’re only doing two news stories today because I’m a star witness in the Trial of the Century! Be back tomorrow with a more normal DV, if there is such a thing. On Today’s Show: –