Hey Freaks! In addition to crazy news stories, you’ll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my personal stance on feet-licking. How could you not listen!? On Today’s Show: – Shit Cakes! – Attack of the Foot Licker – Whacking off at the Drive-Thru – Super-Drunk can’t fly Links: PK&J Show: Back

Hey Freaks! After listening to today’s show, you’ll want to dress up like an AIDS infected Nazi prostitute for Halloween! OK, maybe not. Make sure to visit our message board to submit your questions for the upcoming horse fucker interview! Hear all about it on today’s DV! On Today’s Show: – Gay Skinhead Hookers (Now

Hey Freaks, Grandma, what a big cock you have! That’s a hint as to what today’s Sextastic Tuesday is all about! Read on for the answer! On Today’s Show: – Moto-Corpse Racing! – Cocaine on the cob – Motley Crue blaring from tits – A Little Red Riding Whore Sextatic Tuesday story Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it! On Today’s Show: – A giant cock – He’s a dog fucker yet so much more – Stupid elderly people Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote Listen

Hey Freaks! Here’s your Friday show! Enjoy the weekend, and we’ll be back on Monday for more Distorted View! If you’re bored this weekend, hang out with all of the freaks in our message board! On Today’s Show: – Chewing children – Kid stuck in meat grinder – Return of the horse fucker Links: Bitter

Hey Freaks! Back with a big show for your Thursday! As always, if you have a funny news story to share, E-mail it to me, or better yet, visit our FARK-like news-posty thing. On Today’s Show: – Flame on, toddler! – A giant piece of talking shit – Sex part from Hell! Plus much more!

Hey Freaks! Here we go again. Another Tuesday, another sextastic story for you. My roommate Joe came through with today’s story. If you have a bizarre, funny, or sick sex story you think would be perfect for Sextastic Tuesday, Email it to me! On Today’s Show: – Stabbed over soup – Like a stun gun

Hey Freaks! It’s time to start off the week right with another piping hot pile of DV shit! Enjoy the insanity! On Today’s Show: – Skull ashtrays – Retarded homo-gay teenagers blowing eachother – The crack couse is open Don’t forget to check out our brand new message board! Links: Shirley Q. Liquor: Heard at

Hey Freaks! It’s time to end the week, but fear not! We’ll be back on Monday and do it all over again. And did you notice? We’re super close to producing our 200th podcast! On Today’s Show: – Weird ways to prevent cunt turds – Stealing babies still in the womb – Getting birds drunk

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! If you have suggestions for episode show titles, surf on over to the message board. You can submit your own and read what other freaks have suggested On Today’s Show: – Pig Fucker! – Smells worse than poop – Where will kiddie fuckers go!? Links: Andre Louis: Musician