Hey Freaks! We’re back with a very sexy Tuesday show! That’s why we call it, “Sextastic Tuesday!”. I promise it won’t be as disgusting as last week’s show. However, it will be bizzzzaaarree. On Today’s Show: I’M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS. Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations: Visit The

Hey Freaks! It’s Monday and I’m back with more crazy, bizarre stuff for you. Listen to today’s podcast and try and catch when I say “I have a roof UNDER my head”. I’m a big fat idiot. It’s a fun show today, and I think you just might enjoy it! On Today’s Show: – Hardcore

Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! We’ve got bizarre stories, more fart audio, and a bit we call, “Tim Pretends to be a 14 Year Old Girl and Talks to Pedophiles”. TGIF, motherfuckers. On Today’s Show: – Porno in your pants – Why does my coffee taste like piss? – Rest in

Hey Freaks! It was a bit of a rough show because I was tired. Fucking “Lost”. I’ve been trying to catch up with the show as it airs re-runs, and so I ended up doing the show super-late. If you hate today’s podcast, E-mail the ABC Network and tell them they ruined DV for you.

Hey Freaks! Another big show for you! At the top of the program we play another funny tech support call. My supply is starting to run dry, so if you have any funny calls or know where to find them, let me know! On Today’s Show: – Pregger teens running rampant in Ohio – Like

Hey Freaks! Back here with your Tuesday show! We’ve got some news of the weird, more liquid ass talk, and of course, a sextastic tuesday story for your ears to feast upon. On Today’s Show: – A pet motel that rents by the hour – The return of those Fucking signs! Remember: listen to the

Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of Distorted View’s for ya! Along with some truly bizarre news stories, we’ve got even more crap for you to win. Liquid crap. On Today’s Show: – Sex change patient has buyer’s remorse – Blood drippings – A missing teen whore Links: Liquid Ass: Only

Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. Fear not because DV will be back this weekend for a Pledge Drive Special! It should be a really fun time, so keep checking back for that. On Today’s Show: – Granny’s grabbing balls! – Dumping shit in highschool – Bitch Dog: digital cable

Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me on the Thursday podcast. Remember to listen to the program carefully and come up with a funny title for today’s show. The winner will snag a DV bumper sticker! On Today’s Show: – Depressed? Sniff some panties! – Bar hopping with toddlers – A Baby-Turd Links: Ebaum’s World: Great

Hey Freaks! It was a super slow news day and I was only able to scrape up two items. So, in addition to the strange news, I also talk about more bizarre sex acts and we learn about the first college specifically for prostitues. On Today’s Show: – The Diaper-Man strikes again! – A 7