Hey Freaks! We’re back with another DV, and this one is a long one! Those fucking Sextastic Tuesday’s stories always ends up making the show run long. This week’s ST is extra gross. On Today’s Show: – Fucking, Austria – Population: 8248 – Stinky, wet goat sex – A Desperate Housewife gets truckloads of vibrators

Hey Freaks! It’s Monday and I’m back to help get you through your shitty work-week. Funny I said “shit”, because a large portion of today’s show has to do with it. On Today’s Show: – Excuse me, but you havw smeared poop on your face. – Die you miserable bitch! – Plowing into the tight

Hey Freaks! We’ve got a huge Friday show for you! In addition to the crazy news stories, I also announce the big winner of “Show and Smell”, the nasty sounding porno DVD that ends up being pretty normal. Enjoy your weekend, and don’t forget to E-mail me with your comments, questions, queefs, and strange news

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! What else can I say? Wet shit. How about that? Don’t forget to E-mail me if you found some funny audio or video on the web. I love that kind of stuff. On Today’s Show: – Suicide amusement park! – Why old people should not be allowed to drive –

Hey Freaks! It’s hump day! Join me on yet another journey into the bizarre underbelly of daily news! Plus: weird sex sounds, vulgar language, and of course…. naked cottage cheese wrestling! On Today’s Show: – G-String loving doggy – Crack cocaine for your used car! – A Gay Basher with good taste in music Thanks

Hey Freaks! It’s been a crazy few days! I’m so glad to be back, spreading the distortion for all you twisted fuckers. On Today’s Show: – Padlocking your balls – Perverts are on the rise! – Teachers licking students Links Tips From The Top Floor: Make your naked photo shoots look great! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:

Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of the week! Fear not, we’ll be back on Monday to do it all over again. If you get bored this weekend, check out some of our past shows, submit and read some crazy news stories, or rub one out thinking about my hot, rash-covered body. On

Hey Freaks! Holy crap! I’m so tired! Sorry if I’m out of it on today’s podcast. It was a long day. Enjoy the show and don’t forget to join us back here tomorrow for the big friday finale. Or whatever. On Today’s Show: – Laxative Pranks! – Cockfighting ends in tragedy – Getting paid to

Hey Freaks! Back with more Distorted Views for you! Enjoy the madness. Again, sorry about the fuck-up on yesterday’s show. If you missed Tuesday’s show, check it out! And now…more crazy shit! On Today’s Show – Slutting yourself out to elderly people – Adventures of a toothless man – Cross-dressing, stun gun weilding, sex freak!

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a brand new DV! Woohoo. What better way to start the week than with a totally disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story!? Enjoy the vulgarity! On Today’s Show: – Swallowing dentures – Vomitting on teachers – Chemical ass burns! Thank you, Denny’s! It’s a new month and all the votes at Podcast