Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday and you know what that means! Sextastic Tuesday! My porno story stash is running dry, so we do something a little different today. Tune in for the magic! On Today’s Show: – Getting your ass kicked by a dead person – Testicles “hanging by a thread” – Hold the maggots, thank

Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend! I’m so glad to be back to start a whole new week with you. Remember, if you want to participate in the program, just E-mail me, or leave us a voicemail. On Today’s Show: – Kindergarten Sex Romp – Getting a baby sloppy drunk – Skinning

Hey Freaks! We made it to the end of another week! We’ve got a fantastic show for you today, full of crazy stories, great feedback from listeners, and a moving tribute to a couple of fallen hero’s. That’s right, we’ve lost a couple members of the DV family, and you dont want to miss my

Hey Freaks, Displaying once again how stupid I really am, I accidently refer to today’s show as “Thursday, May 11, 2005″. Despite me being a complete fuck tard, rest assured that today’s program is brand new! On Today’s Show: – The Whizzinator! – News Flash: Michael Jackson’s chimp can use a toilet. – Ice cream

Hey Freaks! I’m back with a fantastic new show for you! Great fucked up stories, plus me talking about poop! What more could you ask for? On Today’s Show: – Walking, talking human poop! I smell a sitcom! – Killing your loved one in 30 minutes or less (Delivery charges may apply) – Severed goat

Hey Freak Deakies! I’m back with a whole new week of Distorted View’s for you! I’m super tired, so here’s what’s up. On Today’s Show: – Giving Penguins STD’s – Three injured in local blowjob mishap – Unpopular sex acts Listen to today’s podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/09/05

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show, and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Enroll now to Whore College! Where prostitutes become PRO-stitutes – After rubbing man-junk into you’re skin, why not drink cow piss for your health? – Honey, where did your balls go? Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View’s Mother of the Week, and I plead for men to join me in a totally 100% bonafide scientific semen experiment. Don’t you judge me. On Today’s Show: – Blowing your wad in the name of softer skin – Blinding

Hey Freaks, One word to describe today’s show: “yikes”. It’a not pretty, but if you’d like to punish yourself, tune in to the show. It was a slow news day. Ummm.. so that’s all I have to say about that. On Today’s Show: – Potty training your cat – High tech hugs – Britney’s EPT

Hey Freaks! On today’s show: Sextastic Tuesday! I have to warn you about this one, though. We’ve taken the bit to new levels of inappropriate-ness. On Today’s Show: – Frosty Cold Penises – Trading pot for pizza – Buying custard may get you fingered Vote for DV at Podcast Alley. For every vote I get,