Hey Freaks, I’ve always been honest with you regarding the program, so I feel a certain responsibility to just lay out what’s been going on over here. I’ve been looking for ways to make money with the show, and the only way I can do it is by targeting the content of the show to

Hey Freaks! We’ve got a doozy of a show for you today featuring news of the weird, me singing my heart out, and more love for the PK&J show. On Today’s Show: – The Poop Man Striketh! – Painful erections and lube jobs – Sleeping on your dead pets Enjoy! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/31/05

Hey Freaks, We’re back with another all new show! Huzzah! I’m trying to get back into the swing of things as I recover from the Cold From Hell(tm). Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to E-mail me if you find any crazy news items around! On Today’s Show: – Parents who use drugs drive cars

Hey Freaks, I’m back finally! Enjoy the show! – Divorcing your husband cuz he won’t STICK IT IN! – REAL Finger Food – Shaving your balls All this plus your E-mails! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/29/05

Hey Freaks! What a show we have for you today! In addition to the news of the weird stories, I introduce a new re-occuring feature called “Tim Talks to Pedophile Crazy Sex Weirdos”, where I pretend to be a 14 year old girl and talk to creepy old guys on Skype! On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a new show! Rawk! On Today’s Show – Rat Feces! – Growing a dick on your forearm – Crash test corpses Oh, and don’t forget to check out the PK&J Show. Click on this link for more hilarious podcasty goodness Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/23/05

Hey Freaks! Hope you had a great weekend! We’re back with a whole new week of Distorted Views for you! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Move over Mary! Satan’s image is now appearing on auction-able items! – A totally useless suicide – Having sex with dogs out of compassion. Plus, helpful dog-sex tricks and tips

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Friday show! Since we played a best-of show yesterday, I felt bad and decided to make a Super-Sized DV Daily today. It clocks in at about 15 minutes! Enjoy the program and we’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week! On Today’s Show: – Smoking Crack

Hey Freaks, I have nothing to say so…umm…Mayonnaise. On Today’s Show: – Feces in the mail! (Don’t lick the envelope) – Beach Bingo Abandoned Baby Bonanza! – What’s the combination to your Mastercock? Enjoy the show and we’ll see you back here tomorrow! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/16/05

Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show, and with it comes a brand new handful of crazy, twisted, bizarre, true stories! Enjoy the program! Don’t forget to E-mail me, vote for us at Podcast Alley, and think about me in your dreams. On Today’s Show: – Crystal meth is on Blue Light Special – Lifting