On Today’s Distorted View Daily:
Top Of The Show:
Caitlyn Jenner is on the Marco Rubio Express: Check out his caboose! Bonus: Tim works out his Bernie Sanders impression
Speaking on Caitlyn, she and her friends have a discussion on the word “Tranny” and if it’s offensive. Naturally, Tim is Pro-Tranny.
Tim plays audio of a guy who legally changed his name to David Supernigger. Guys, he’s NOT A RACIST. Grow up. He’s just on a mission to make the n-word acceptable.
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Someone literally pissed in your cornflakes. The FDA is investigating
Is Richard Simmons Ok? NO! He’s a victim of witchcraft!
A sports announcer pukes on live TV. Tim has the audio of it! Bonus: he plays a new clip of listener DankTim making himself vomit, because, well, that’s what we do here.
Other Things:
A history lesson on the bunny crush audio
A listener brings up an old audio sketch: Life Studies: The Silent Killer
A caller gives us his best Jackee Harris impression
Ghost Rappy / Rappy McRapperson is Wing’s collaborator! Check out his stuff