Top Of The Show:
A few days ago, I reviewed Fuller House for April Fools’ Day. One of my inappropriate jokes may just get back to the cast.
Youtard Rain is going to make a pussy wig out of her old dread-lock hair. The smell! THINK OF THE SMELL.
Today’s sextastic tuesday story involved a Sega character, Danica Patrick, and some hot, greasy KFC chicken action.
Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
A baby was killed by ants. Like, the smallest possible insect possible. Stupid baby.
Ex-House Speaker Dennis Hastert liked to sit back in his La-Z-Boy and watch teenage boys shower.
Another super sensitive pussy got offended by a joke, this time at Starbucks.
Other Things:
A caller has done some scientific dick research in Japan. Japanese girls love circumcised guys. It’s fact.
Lebaron has some hardcore furry drawings on his tumblr. YIFFtastic Tuesday.
I get a lesson on My Little Pony sex slang
A listener calls in with his shit story.
