Top Of The Show:
Hey! Nominate DV at the Podcast Awards. Did I say that loud enough? No?
NOMINATE DISTORTED VIEW DAILY AT THE PODCAST AWARDS IN THE MATURE AND COMEDY CATEGORIES
A very generous listener made my week/month/year with his awesome soda-related present to me!
On the other end of the spectrum, you listeners are SO MEAN TO ME! *FLOPS ON TO A BED AND BURIES FACE IN PILLOW*
Trump supports find out the phone number to a protester. Racism / Death Threats / Comedy ensues!
A teacher was caught watching porn by a student. The teacher still tries to scold the child. It’s all caught on mobile-phone video.
I play audio of a man quitting his thrift store job by cursing out his employer on loudspeaker
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
A sperm bank gave out gallons of jizz from a crazy person
KFC really cocked up with their NSFW-tweet
Sprayed in the face with ass juice
Other Things:
A listener calls to suggest I use a bidet
I look like a retard, fat Jake Gyllenhaal
A caller details his recent Tinder “date”
Some love for my binary poetry
