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Episode Summary Monday’s show has everything a civilized brain rejects on contact: Pastor Steven Anderson getting hauled off to a psych ward, Galileo2333 defending Somali child brides like a speed-freak lunatic, horny old-man pet-store behavior in Florida, and a Disney-area creep getting romantic with a vacuum cleaner. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights
Episode Summary This Best Of installment is a glorious grab bag of old-school DV filth, featuring a Thai prostitute speed-reading her menu, a hospital that promises to de-drunk you in ten days, Rain Florence offering foreskin restoration counseling for cash, and multiple people getting obliterated by trains because apparently railroad tracks remain irresistible to the
Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy buffet of hotline perverts, Andy Ditch getting busted over his diffuser stink offensive, a man who used his severed penis like a flammable prop, and a whole lot of gay panic disguised as patriot masculinity. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates ️ Distorted News Listener Interaction
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow is knee-deep in human waste, emotional instability, and gay drama, with a bonus helping of Alex Jones screaming about crusades, a childhood friend who weaponized a hallway planter, and a Florida hookup that went from anal adventure to full-on shit dick rage Opening
Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real bouquet of rot: maggot-filled cat litter, horny Florida lesbians, self-righteous robo-taxis, one woman’s passionate defense of her pubic hedge, and a pair of preachers who sound like they both need to be tranquilized before Sunday service. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates ⛪ Holy Shit Department Performance Art
Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow is a filthy little grab bag of modern collapse: a possible Senate ghoul with Nazi baggage, Sagittarius giving away free vacation sex despite active vomit breath, Rachel Gerster spiraling from dog-head door slam panic into full racist Uber meltdown, liquid butt injections turning deadly, idiot fireworks versus robot cars, and Meta
Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful sewer of American decline, featuring dumpster-based pedophile discipline, a polyamorous armpit-sniffing crisis, a guy blowing up his own asshole for the Fourth of July, a meth casualty who treated his own body like a carving station, and one idiot whose Verizon burglary was interrupted by karma stealing his
Episode Summary Friday’s show is a sweaty pre-holiday fever dream packed with dildo rap, haunted Zoom glitches, chemically burned computer fingers, monkeypox typo humiliation, and a physiotherapist who apparently thought an adult diaper wedgie counted as medical care. In other words, America at 250 looks incredible. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Patriotic Trash Fire Ongoing Freaks
Episode Summary Tim returns from Ashtabula and immediately cannonballs back into the sewer, serving up squirt pillows, spicy poop theology, Meade Skelton’s deranged sex education, cocaine-in-the-ass excuses, the world’s tiniest dong, and a British flapjack assault straight to the junk. Episode Highlights Opening Filth Ongoing Freaks / Updates Reality TV Madness ️ Distorted News Listener
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cracks open a gloriously sweaty Sideshow mess packed with busted national anthems, STD paperwork on Judge Judy, a toilet allegedly murdered by one very large backside, porn sites trying to become prestige TV, a woman dropping a public deuce on a public bus, school
