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I was going out of my mind trying to find a children’s juice box. I am a very sad, little man.
Ted Cruz and Guy Fieri go to flavor town
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
A baby has gone through puberty
Sugar-Daddy dating sites are on the rise
Brewing beer with whale vomit!
Other Things:
There’s fecal matter all over my phone
Imodium is drug addicts best friend!
Why I never graduated college
I have already totally forgot what my amazing bizarre sex term “Lottery Balling” was.
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