Top Of The Show:
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Crystal Pepsi is coming back and I’m nerding out hard for it
A few loud sex clips. One being mildly racist, the others being window-shattering strong
Electrocuting your dick
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Pieces of cucumber in your butt is frowned upon in the muslim faith. Who would have guessed?
One kid just wanted some brownies. Now he’s been labelled a racist.
Marrying your love doll because she’s got a sparkling personality
Other Things:
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