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Rock-A-Bye Hemorrhoid

April 23, 20181 min read

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On Today’s Show:

1:45 – The baby won’t sleep through the night / new Coca-Cola product

6:25 – A judge in Florida was mean to a wheezing asthmatic and now she’s been forced to retire.

14:40 – Black gooner baters vs white dong worshipers

The News:

19:37 An actress from TV’s Smallville is going to jail for her work in a sex cult

24:55 – Getting those toilet sweats: when you pass out pushing a turd

30:39 – Oh, DV Listener Virgin Sex Pet created an underwater microphone and then pissed on it. The audio is very soothing

29:23- Babies enjoy cocaine

32:44- Voicemails from listeners

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