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On Today’s Show:
1:56 – I mowed the lawn this weekend
3:55 – Guys, help me figure out this rash. What do I have? Diagnosis me: rash, ringworm, cancer, AIDS?
7:57 – Lady freaks are sending me pictures of their hemorrhoids. Thank you?
11:40 – There’s a Golden Girls porn parody featuring real old ladies. I have the audio. Listen to Sophia getting nailed
18:17 – Making Japanese girls read horrible comments in English
The News:
23:42 – Did a model sexual assault a dog or was the photographer the mastermind behind it? I mean, he did utter the phrase “let him sniff your butt”…
27:39 – Whole Foods newest brand might be a little racist
31:18 – Getting Siri to say “Mother Fucker”
33:58 – Voicemails!
