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I’m thanking you freaks for hanging in there while I moved my life down to Cincinnati with an easy giveaway. Just rate and review DV on iTunes, Stitcher, or any other prominent podcast directory, or just STD (Spread the Distortion) and get some new potential freaks listening to the show. E-mail me with what you’ve done and you might just win. Details are on today’s show!

On Today’s Show:

1:56 – I mowed the lawn this weekend

3:55 – Guys, help me figure out this rash. What do I have? Diagnosis me: rash, ringworm, cancer, AIDS?

7:57 – Lady freaks are sending me pictures of their hemorrhoids. Thank you?

11:40 – There’s a Golden Girls porn parody featuring real old ladies. I have the audio. Listen to Sophia getting nailed

18:17 – Making Japanese girls read horrible comments in English

The News:

23:42 – Did a model sexual assault a dog or was the photographer the mastermind behind it? I mean, he did utter the phrase “let him sniff your butt”…

27:39 – Whole Foods newest brand might be a little racist

31:18 – Getting Siri to say “Mother Fucker”

33:58 – Voicemails!