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On Today’s Show:

2:13 – I’m an expert on parenting and we need to have a talk. God blessed me with 12 bouncing bundles of pissing, shiting, vomiting pocket monsters

4:15 – Children need to learn that their heroes are not always good people. There’s no such thing as the perfect person. Let’s introduce some cartoon characters with some serious flaws.

6:42 – 80’s cartoon character Jem is back and she got into a little trouble on Twitter. Introducing her social media team action figures!

8:19 – Showdown at a grocery store parking lot.

9:20 – I park in pregnant-only spots, family parking only, I don’t care. I am a god-damn rebel, man.

17:00 – Racist rock. White-Supremecy aint just for country music fans anymore.

The News:

21:42 – Florida man goes all ninja on a couple people who probably DIDNT EVEN STEAL HIS SOCKS. A sword is involved

25:01 – A bishop has blessed a toilet because that’s how irrelevant organized religion has become

30:00 – Ok, yeah, Trump’s done something else that is weird. He wrote his own medical report. It’s 2018, this is normal, lets move on.

34:15 – Voicemails!