ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Picking A Fight Because You Don’t Talk So Pretty

Some Of The Worst, Forgotten TV Theme Songs

Bad Dragon Fueled Cum Farts

Cum Fart From The Butthole’s Perspective

Mobility Scooting Down The Highway

Florida Man Has A Turtle Army

Florida Man Kills Dog Because Of Its Magnetic Pull

Banging On Mass Transit

 

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