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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a sweaty pre-holiday fever dream packed with dildo rap, haunted Zoom glitches, chemically burned computer fingers, monkeypox typo humiliation, and a physiotherapist who apparently thought an adult diaper wedgie counted as medical care. In other words, America at 250 looks incredible. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Patriotic Trash Fire Ongoing Freaks
Episode Summary Tim returns from Ashtabula and immediately cannonballs back into the sewer, serving up squirt pillows, spicy poop theology, Meade Skelton’s deranged sex education, cocaine-in-the-ass excuses, the world’s tiniest dong, and a British flapjack assault straight to the junk. Episode Highlights Opening Filth Ongoing Freaks / Updates Reality TV Madness ️ Distorted News Listener
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cracks open a gloriously sweaty Sideshow mess packed with busted national anthems, STD paperwork on Judge Judy, a toilet allegedly murdered by one very large backside, porn sites trying to become prestige TV, a woman dropping a public deuce on a public bus, school
The Garbage Man Wants Your Pussy • Krispy Kreme Cunnilingus • Concert Seat Catastrophes Today’s episode begins with Tim pulling back the curtain on one of Tainted Broth’s most beloved songs. You’ll hear the hilariously awful “human demo” that eventually became A Whole Raw Load, proving that sometimes artificial intelligence really is smarter than the
Today’s Sideshow Exclusive starts with a reminder that your sleeping brain is a liar. Tim shares a “brilliant” sitcom idea he wrote down in the middle of the night about becoming the world’s first third-shift day trader, only to discover in the morning that none of it makes any sense. Unfortunately, you’ve all got to
Episode Summary Note: This is a re-upload to fix the Pervert Marriage song audio Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos
Episode Summary Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates The Lord taketh away the toe
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a lovely descent into dead fridge rats, remote telepathic pussy maintenance, bargain-bin podcasting, and a woman who tried to smuggle a full bottle of Pinot Grigio inside her own personal wine cellar. In other words, we’re ending the week strong. Opening Chaos
Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow is a sweaty little nightmare featuring racist Meade Skelton cosplay, rotisserie chicken pornography, a handcuffed lunatic screaming about monkey-eyed cunts, and a murderer who apparently treated Dexter like an instructional series. Real classy spread today. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Poultry Perversion Watch Drunk Patriot Theater ️ Distorted News Jackass says goodbye
Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up phone-based paranoia, a fresh crop of internet-brained lunatics, an Arby’s herpes lawsuit, and a Walmart scream-fight powered almost entirely by racial tension and cat-piss accusations. Basically, another nutritious breakfast from Distorted View Daily. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates Opening Chaos ️ Distorted News Arby’s has the meats, and
