ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Instagrammers Are Destroying The Environment!

Computer Slut Trainer

Shucking Oysters With Your Penis

Mom Urges Kid To Quit Videogame To Go To The Bathroom

Only Insane People Cry In Front Of A Public Library

Fully Tattooed Man Also Got Rid Of His Junk

Stealing $150K From Your Mom For Sex Dolls And Lingerie

Taking Too Long In The Bathroom Results In A Stabbing

 

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