Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!
Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15 years of the podcast. I originally read these stories to you during a segment called Sextastic Tuesday, which aired just about every week (on Tuesday’s, naturally) and creeped out a generation of freaks. Every weekend this summer we will relive some of these abominations.
This week: There has been a lot of talk in the news from politicians who believe video games are to blame for the recent uptick in gun violence in America. Today, I share with you two stories from DV’s history that involve video games to prove these attacks are unfounded. Instead, these stories contain a LOT of sexual violence. So, there’s that. Enjoy!
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Video games have been in the news recently with politicians blaming them for the increase in gun violence here in America. Today on crude summer I’ve got a pair of video game related sex stories that prove this is a myth. Video games don’t promote gun violence, they promote sexual violence that’s a completely different type of violence. So their current summer starts in just a moment. Distorted views crud summer is brought to you by AdamAndEve.Com the number one adult toy superstore in the world. I’d love to tell you about every single one of their 19,000 movies but blogs, clips, stimulators, and COC rings, but I only have a few minutes to tell you about a select few to help me choose which items from Adam and Eve’s vast catalog to talk about. Let’s go to the big board. The board is full of amazing products from the ass chasm, penis ring, plug just Clip master penis sleep. There’s no bad choice here but let’s start the board. See some jelly here. 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Mario and Luigi follow Toad up the winding stairs and through the brick halls until they reach the purple door to peaches private corridors. They’ve arrived, exclaimed towed is he knocked politely on the door. Beaches voice came through the door. Thank you to please let them in, but do not enter the room yourself. Mario and Luigi looked at each other puzzled, replied toad. He turned the brass knob and open the door but stood loyally in the hall and motion for the brothers to enter. What’s going on? asked Mario. Me as he leaned into the empty room. Just come in please, said PH innocently. Suddenly, I net surrounded Mario and Luigi and pulled them up to this ceiling. Mamma Mia. exclaimed Luigi. We’ve opinionated as they struggle, the smell of chloroform fill the air and all went dark. Dun dun dun. scene to the brothers came to win the castle basement in an area Mario and Luigi had never seen before. Chains home from the walls and instruments of torture were laid out on a small table. Or in a trouble now Luigi wailed Mario pulling on the thick ropes holding them to the wall. Hey guys, Mario and Luigi looked over to see Princess Peach instead of her trademark pink dress in golden crown. She wore tight black leather her breasts in pussy exposed reveal. I can’t believe the story is endorsed by Nintendo of America but it says it right here. Yes, so instead of her trademark pink frock. She’s got her fucking black leather with pits exposed. pussy just hanging out. That’s not very princess like I wonder what kind of poster she has for snatches like shaving or maybe she’s got that landing strip. Maybe it’s dyed to look like a mushroom. Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh, it says right here she’s got a bright a petite brown bush is how it’s described. small cuts and bruises written down her arms and thighs from self abuse. Welcome to sex plastic Tuesday freaks slowly downhill from here. She leaned over her pink nipples erect. Every year I’m taking from my home, and every year you rescue me, it’s time I paid you back for so many years of loyal service. I like our voice constantly changes. It was a tranny. 20 seconds ago, all right, beach turned around and leaned over one of the tables perusing the various rusty blades and whips. Luigi noticed a large butt plug sitting firmly and beaches ass. A striped raccoon like tail. hanging from it nice. Mario three reference. Mario leaned over and whispered to Luigi. We’re getting out of this predicament. That’s how it was written in the story this AH predicament Mario reached into his pocket and pulled out a star man. The brothers placed their palms on it instantly strength flowed through them flashing with invincibility. Mario and Luigi broke the robes and leftover peach and onto the table. Oh, Mario gasps peach. Your power overwhelms me. Dialogue straight from a Cinemax movie. What about me as Luigi offended, peach began to funnel her breasts. I love you to Luigi, Mario step in front of peach and unbuttoned his overalls as Luigi undressed behind her. Shimon before the star power runs out and nothing more than his red shirt and hat barrio grab peach by the back of her head and shoved his flashing cock into her mouth. She grown as the pain of the invincible Cockburn her throat, the flashing light from Mario star power Deke illuminated peaches cheeks from inside her mouth. She grown again when Luigi thrust is Deke into peaches ass, the power of the star man searing the insides of her rectum. The princess has a burnt anus. Mario and Luigi began furiously pounding beats from both ends as tears streaming down her face. She dug her nails into Mario’s legs and felt nothing thanks to the power of the star man beach pointed behind her towards the table of torture devices by Luigi. Luigi understood, grab a pair of small rusty scissors, oh dear, and began making small cuts on our smooth ass as he shoved his dick harder and harder into her. The small droplets of blood smeared against Luigi, his abdomen. Oh, no, said Luigi. He felt his invincibility running out her Luigi said Mario pounding harder than ever, violently slamming peaches head into his fuzzy crotch. Yeah, you know, Mario’s doesn’t try down there, peaches nose was bleeding from the Impact, covering Mario’s dick and bright crimson. Suddenly peach let out a muffled scream as Luigi began to fire star power to come into her ass. The force of the evacuation was enough to lift her ass forward and the powerful jettison of come into her ass lasted a full minute as peach left from the pain, Luigi pulled out just as the flashing invincibility left his body. dollops of come shoved out of her dollops What a great word. dollops of come shoved out of her bruised asshole. Before peach could recover Mario shot his load Princess Peach Brynn through blood income. We’re not done she said as Luigi helped her up, Princess I’m a spin said Mario. No you’re not. She walked over and pulled a large rope hanging from the ceiling which sounded a distant Belen the castle. Then she whispered instructions into the wedgies ear toe por todo lo guy didn’t have a chance. towed came running down the basement stairs. Yes Your Majesty claimed that would have a potty mouth before him sad his abused princess in tears beside Mario, his dick drenched in blood and semen. Mario, you turn coat. Luigi tackled Toad from behind, hold them down, ordered peach. What are you doing? Ask Toad as he began to cry. Don’t be a baby Toad said peach. This is what I want, and it’s your duty to obey me. toadstools sniffled and nodded. Mario and Luigi tied toe to a small port and leaned him at an angle against the wall. Fuck him while I watch said page Well, this is demanding Mario straddle the board pulled off toads little white pants and forced apart his feet. He’s too small, said Mario frustrated. Do it said peach Said Toad, but Mario covered toads mouth with his gloved hand to shut him up. He pushed against the mushroom retainers tiny asshole with his dick. muffled screams came through beneath Mario’s glove, which caused Mario to squeeze toads face even tighter frozen his small mushroom face. After several grunts and shoves, Mario had managed to get an inch and a half into toads trembling ass, gently fucking while this story really has everything, gently fucking him at first but increasing the rate and velocity and each thrust peach and Luigi furiously masturbated each other into peach brought out pieces of broken glass, which he used to make fresh cuts into her arm and legs. Look up. Princess Peach is a cutter. She never been so turned on in her life. Mario thrusts were getting violent now shoving the plumber snake further into toads guts. With each violent Toad lead out a muffled chirp from beneath Mario’s white glove. heard him said peach. Has she built towards an orgasm Louise jerked off silently happy to finally be with the princess for change. While Mario did the dirty work, Mario started slapping Toad very hard with the back of his hand, pacing himself with each thrust. Toad could do nothing but spit blood with each blow. Blow the shit was oozing from the poor retainers ruined ass fall, how descriptive? peach stood up tapping Luigi and pointing at toad. Luigi nodded and walked over straddling toads head and shoved his dick into toads bleeding mouth. Oh my God said the VG. The blood was warm and sticky on his cock until it’s tiny throat felt so tight. Toad choked and come blood out of his nose as Luigi began thrusting deep into his throat. I love how this is turned into rape porn, featuring Toad Mario was several inches into Toad now fucking freely and Luigi managed to get happens dig down into the esophagus have a little fun Boyd beach began making small cuts into toads arm and chest softly humming doors And fingering her clip. She left some of the blood off of totes chest and giggled. Peach took a few steps toward the wall and jumped there was an invisible coin block. I’ve been saving this she said out of the mental block came an orange and red Super Mushroom. She brought it up for tomorrow. Do you know what to do with this, don’t you told lifted his head and saw the mushroom? He hyperventilated in a panic and began to struggle. Mario held the mushroom and smashed it into his dick. At that moment his Cox suddenly grew three times inside, screamed in inhuman scream as his flesh was stretching. His insides were ripped apart, Mario began to fuck toads torn flesh, blood and shit leaking everywhere. Peach started biting off chunks of Toad skin and cutting her breasts with the knife and toads body stretch further and further apart as Mario’s gigantic super dick Torah path through him. No yo Toad, as Mario made the final thrust gallons of mushroom powered come flooding through his insides, and the tiny body finally gave in suddenly exploded, blown apart and splashing onto the stone dungeon floor in a bloody mess of come soap and trails. Yes, exclaimed peach. As a violent orgasm shook her body. She collapsed onto the remains of Toad savoring the thick, bluesy puddles of pump blood and shit that covered the greasy dungeon floor. Luigi laughed and played with his limp dick. E and now there you go, some Super Mario Brothers born as we move now to our second story, I thought we’d go a little more hardcore. Not in the sex. I mean, that last story was pretty hardcore. I mean, a hardcore game. How about World of Warcraft? Game is synonymous with video game dorks. This story has it all. At one point, the main character breaks the woman shinbone and then jams it into her anus also be on the lookout for lines like he forced his super Natural hard talking to her. And he pulled his penis out of her ruined ass with an audible pop World of Warcraft porn stars now, I can already tell you I probably won’t get through this story I it’s going to anger me. You know I’m not good with words big words. And you know World of Warcraft has all sorts of weird names for their land and monsters and shadow not gonna be able to pronounce shit. It’s gonna be a total cluster fuck. Let’s get into it now. I can’t wait. Alright, Link marrow. What? link marrow Is that a real character? link marrow was bored. Like marrow was hungry. Watch link marrow Eat, eat like marrow. ETFs. Most of all, lick marrow was horny. Like marrow was largely unremarkable looking among Knowles that how you pronounce it? I don’t know. Though no taller than his breath brethren. He was considerably more heavily muscled and more broadly built. He should have no problem. Finding a female no to fuck right he thought However his differences from his pack mates when deeper than that, look marrow believe that his intelligent set him apart from his pack, but they shunned him for what even the normal packs considered to be senseless cruelty. They loo, someone’s gonna get raped by lick marrow. They hated and feared him for a sudden swings from purring gentleness to what was generally fatal ferocity, ferocity. I don’t even know how to pronounce that word that I’m an idiot. Still some. Sometimes they sought him out because aside from his disgusting personality and behavior, the fact remain, he had never lost a battle. Not that it mattered he rarely fought anymore. Fighting was difficult work and was largely unnecessary to a loner like him. One night he awoke from a restless sleep. At first he was uncertain what had disturbed him, but then he smelled it. pussy. Now the delicious odor of rotting flesh, almost as good as it’s just hair was wet and sticky, where he drooled on himself in his sleep. know how that goes. I’m a jeweler. And between his legs his penis was erect, tall, pink and hard. Before he knew what was happening he had left his den and was prowling through the moonlight. a fine mist was in the air, blurring the outlines of the trees and hanging over the lake. He savor the feeling of the cold there on his exposed genitals. Tonight was a night for savoring he savor the moonlight he savor the rotting stench. He savored the gentle, feminine humming that was just now becoming audible. Yeah, here we go. He crested the hill silently and saw her. She was gently humming some tune, perhaps from another childhood, she could no longer remember when she carefully pulled the gloom weed out of the earth and put it into her bag. The sight of her perfect bones in addition to her delicious stench. Oh, is that the rotting smell that that he’s getting a whiff of delicious and alluring voice may have been too much lick marrow let out a long and resonant groan, barely audible above his own heartbeat but unencumbered with such a heartbeat. The undead girl heard it in turn with a gasp. The end of her song signal the end of this quiet night in Paris fall or something like marrow was outraged that she had stopped and how will the unnerving giggling how the nose are known for as he charged her, Julie saw him for one instant a snarling demon penis red and erect that it was pink. Thick spittle dripping from his mouth and falling behind him as he ran. She tried to run unsuccessfully. She turned her back on him and hand hat pendant doctrines of Here we go, here we go. The spelling HJND a positive redeem apostrophe t that’s not a word hand in hand into done three steps probably hadn’t hadn’t gone three steps before he left on her back, knocking her over with his weight and dug his claws deep into her back or play. Lick marrow had never fought nor eaten one of these odd creatures before it was unsure how they would react to physical harm, whether they would bleed and scream like the humans are just crumble like an elemental. What the fuck is she? Well, she screamed Anyway, she must have felt something there was no blood, but the eight roughly parallel gouges carved into her back were harsh black against the blue white of her bloodless skin. Together with the leather and shirt he had cut through. There was an interesting contrast, but the shirt quickly fell away. Enough of this teasing let’s get to the sex. He placed his right pod just above the pearly white crack of her ass. Her leather pants were in delicious contrast her skin right there with lustful giggling he like a little girl. With lustful giggling he dug down with his claws once more and rip downwards. eliciting more wonderful screams and more importantly, opening the way for what was to follow decisions decisions. Look marrow ponder the girls available fuck holes and wonder. The sweet story and wondered how he could play Possibly Jews. He was pretty sure he get to both eventually, but still the decision was a hard one. Finally he made the choice and aligned his sizable bright red prick with her ass in the crosshairs lock on. He dug his claws into her shoulders and pushed as hard as he could into her Su. He wasn’t sure which she was screaming about, but she was screaming making a lot of noise. Her voice was still lovely though, crying out and whatever jibberish language those rotting things speak as he pushed deeper and deeper with each pounding thrust. It actually hurt a little bit forced his way through her dry and somewhat desiccated rectum. But he knew it was hurting her more than it was hurting him and that was good enough for him. He reached under her and began to grow up with her breasts. He was pleasantly surprised it felt different than the breast of the human women he had taken. Yeah, her tits are probably rotting, as though the skin and flesh underneath were disconnected. He pushed in as hard as he could his rage stemmed in his belly, and threatened to burn him up. With each thrust a slight giggle escaped which mingled with her screams to make some truly beautiful music. Finally, he reached the boiling point and buried his entire length into her ripped open asshole. At the same time he tore at her breast with his claws. on human women, there’s generally tore their breasts into shreds, although occasionally he’d accidentally rip one off entirely. However, while the meat inside this undead bitches breast, undead bitches breast was shredded, the skin covering it came away entirely. He stood back bemused and pulled his penis out of her ruined ass with an audible pop. I like to help out wherever I can with sound effects. That’s a ruined asshole right there. Lick Barrow examine the piece of skin he was holding blue white as the rest of her. The dark blue nipples stared back at him like an shrugging doesn’t blink, shrugging he devoured the disconnected flap of skin. Lick marrow look back at the undead girl. She was still face first in the spongy Earth. her pants hung and rags around her flesh lyst knees her ass was visibly torn open. It was dripping some unidentified and black viscous fluid probably shit with a substantial amount of his pearly Chisholm down under her pussy crack and thought it looked wonderful. He thought she wasn’t moving much though, which concerned him he hated to think the game was over already. This site had gotten him aroused again rather quickly. Moving forward, he sniffed at the rotting flesh that will get them hard again. The smell of her putrid body mixed with the scent of his semen made him so hard and hurt. She still wasn’t moving, though he had to do something about that. There was a crack in a scream unlike any lick marrow had heard before. He grinned even more than usual. That did the trick. He sat there eating The leg he just bitten off of her violated frame. The flesh was good. It had aged well like cheese or wine. But the marrow was amazing. It had been preserved perfectly. He licked and snapped at the bone while she ride around in new agony. So this is what the nerds you play World of Warcraft masturbate about. Like they spend 20 hours at a time playing the game and then you know, an hour to jerking off thinking about lick marrows and Knowles and whatever. It’s really a fascinating look into the masturbatory habits of World of Warcraft. dorks All right, he picked the bone clean. his cock was still rock hard, though from her scent, and the new pain which he caused her. She was covering her eyes with her bony hands and it sounded like she was sobbing. She didn’t see him approach though. The first sign she had that he was there came from when she felt something prod at her ass again. Oh, God. She looked just in time to see him ram what used to be her shinbone up her brutalized. Dana has Welcome to success of Tuesday. She started to scream but as soon as she opened her mouth His face was pressed up against hers. His warm tongue forced into her cold mouth. She right down there under him as he forced his supernatural hard cock up into her current. He was holding her right leg up by the stump of her aborted Shin ramming into her dry cold pussy as hard as he could. He held as orgasm came again or quickly this time and pumped his scene into her rotting body like marrow slumped over her. She was making some odd gurgling, crying noises now, which was still quite sexy. But after such a sleepless and active night, he was getting tired. He decided he had one last fucking him, then he’d have to eat and go to sleep. He stood up suddenly pulling his cock out soap with the same black and viscous goo that had been dripping out of her ass from before. He stomped as hard as he could on her chest, barely eliciting a reaction from the main undead girl, like marrow Ben down and grabbed her by the throat. She seemed to notice that anyways, draining his muscles he pulled as hard as he could. The sounds of tendons stretching and breaking flesh giving away and bone crackling filled his ears like music. He came away grinning with his prize her head. This was something of an experiment. She was obviously unlike the other humans he’d seen, so perhaps she would be able to survive more than they would even as much as total decapitation. He stared at her head waiting for it to move, but the undead girls pretty face was still lick marrow felt incredibly disappointed. I’m worried about the person who wrote this story. Something’s wrong with them. Lick marrow felt incredibly disappointed. Well what had he expected. Despite his disappointment, he was still incredibly aroused. Slowly, the no level of his cock at the hollow eye socket of the rotting head. He thrust in thrilling to the feeling of the remains of her eye caressing his cock. It was easy going for the most part, but he couldn’t get in all the way. Probably hitting her brain he kept bottoming out at the partition between her eyes and her brain. Yes, he was frustrated and almost succumb to disappointment when he noticed something. The girl’s head he was fucking crumbled into a silent scream of anguish. Without any body. She was unable to make the wonderful noises that aroused him, but she could still feel everything he was doing to her that made him come. Via malaria go after those two stories. I think you’ll agree with me like government really needs to be investigating video games. It’s sick what these gamers are fantasizing about. Rest in peace, little toad. Thank you guys so much for joining me today on crude summer. I’ll be back next week with another dose of audio pornography. Remember new episodes of distorted view daily air Monday through Friday, subscribe on iTunes. If people still use that. Anywhere you can subscribe to a podcast. You can find a store to do daily. You want to support the show. Best way to do it is to sign up for the sideshow Member site superfreaksideshow.com for more information. You also have a Patreon account patreon.com slash distorted view. 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