ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

TLC’s Newest Train Wreck Television

1st Amendment Auditor Fakes A Fall AND Spinal Cord Injuries

Women Are Peeing Inside Of Cars And Men Can’t Get Enough

Battle Of The Gay Prolapse Allstars

Stop Masturbating With Electric Toothbrushes!

Agent Penis Doesn’t Work Here

Sweet Tea With Some Of That Mellow Green Added For Free

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