ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Secret Santa!

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I Came Up With A Non-Offensive Joke

Confronting A Cult At Walmart

Airplane Freak Out

Tom Hanks Is A Pedophile (According To Nutjobs)

The Pussy Museum Is Open

Dragging A Corpse With You To Collect Your Insurance

Could Julia Roberts Play Harriet Tubman?

Our New Post Office Box Address!

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