ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

I Unbox A Vibrator

Christian Ventriloquism Comedy Albums

Bitch Mom Won’t Let Her Son Play With Guns

Satan Is a Worm

Murder Hornets Are Here To Fuck 2020 Some More

Licking Quarters While Waiting For Your Italian Sub

 

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