On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 3:41 | The Burning Of Lord Douche |
| 15:36 | A Public Meeting With The LAPD Went About As Well As You’d Think |
| 17:27 | The Blackest Little White Boy |
| 28:06 | Become A True And Honorable Freak: superfreaksideshow.com |
| 29:08 | Lightning Cable Up The Piss Slit |
| 33:48 | Iranian Lawmakers Show Support For Protestors Yet Still Hate America |
| 37:32 | Coloring Book Toilet Paper – Paint With Poo |
| 42:10 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |

