On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 2:48 | Fat Horny Female Youtard |
| 15:10 | The Sound Of 5 People With Tourettes Hanging Out |
| 18:55 | Male Karen Vs. A Two Person Protest |
| 20:45 | Protesting Lesbian Woke Monster Has A Panic Attack |
| 24:34 | Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get Exclusive Shows |
| 25:31 | New York Sex Guidelines / Are Rim Jobs A Go? |
| 29:46 | FLorida Political Candidate Is A Male Porn Star |
| 35:56 | The Brown Alien Terrorizing Ohio |
| 39:24 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |

