On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 1:38 | My New Audio Toy |
| 3:26 | Party Line Sex Chat: Tim Vs. The Premature Ejaculator |
| 10:47 | Jesse Lee Peterson Talks To Another Mush Mouth Idiot |
| 17:56 | More Monster Mash Rehashes |
| 22:42 | Nikocado Shit Himself For Youtube Views |
| 28:21 | Shameless Plug Tim! Don’t Let Timmyboo Go Homeless |
| 31:01 | Velma Is Gay – Duh! |
| 36:55 | Penis Face Masks Makes Bank |
| 42:49 | Hold The Tit Steak Strip Club Supper Club |
| 46:44 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
