On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 1:42 | Starbucks Doesn’t Have A Secret Menu |
| 4:21 | A Side Of Dingleberries With Your Anal |
| 10:02 | Your Incel Weed Guy Just Got Banned From Discord |
| 14:31 | A Very Depressed Incel |
| 18:26 | Quality Posts From An Incel Message Board |
| 23:50 | Sideshow Memberships On Sale This Weekend Only! |
| 26:23 | Porn Gives You a Weak Boner |
| 32:15 | Pregnant Lady Gets Punched During Gender Reveal Party |
| 34:14 | Bonus Story: Mailman Knows Woman Ordered Sex Toy |
| 37:26 | Human Toe In Your Meat Pie |
| 42:42 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
