On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 2:54 | A Large Man Saved By His Fat Folds |
| 5:09 | A Woman’s Fat Fold Stinks |
| 8:16 | Never Mix Maggots And Masturbation |
| 14:15 | A New Methed Up Shit Pig |
| 18:12 | Kanye West’s First Campaign Rally Was Heavy On Abortion |
| 26:47 | Support This Show! Sign Up For The Sideshow: |
| 28:20 | Ripping Out Dolphin Teeth To Ward Demons |
| 33:07 | Woman Has Wrong Astrological Sign Tattoo |
| 40:21 | Man Shot By Girlfriend For Not Arguing With Her |
| 43:17 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
