On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 4:51 | Bukkake: The Anthem |
| 9:18 | Worst Birthday Gift Ever |
| 13:00 | Trans Women Accidently Blows Dog |
| 17:18 | Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee |
| 19:01 | The Devil’s Lunchbox |
| 22:26 | Jesus Has Claimed Aisle 7 At Walmart |
| 25:18 | Support DV! Sign up For The Sideshow: www.superfreaksideshow.com |
| 26:58 | Panera Karen |
| 31:17 | Straight Discrimination! |
| 34:02 | China Begs Men For Their Sperm |
| 40:22 | Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending |
