On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00.000 | Introduction |
| 2:52.000 | My Weekend Shitshow |
| 10:50.000 | Pornstars Say The Dumbest Things |
| 14:30.000 | Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame: Graduation Edition |
| 18:18.000 | Livestreaming Yourself Shitting In Nacy Pelosi’s Driveway |
| 22:56.000 | Sign Up For The Sideshow! |
| 23:54.666 | Sniffing The Wrong Gender’s Underwear |
| 28:22.000 | Autistics Love Spaghetti-O’s |
| 35:21.333 | There’s A New Satanic Trans Sheriff In Town |
| 42:04.000 | 206-666-4463 – Voicemail Line / Ending |
