On Today’s Show:
| Name | Start |
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| That Presidential Debate Was BAH.NAY.NAYS | 2:34.000 |
| We Should Reopen Schools Because Of Cats | 10:08.000 |
| Posts From The BBW Mesage Board | 11:18.000 |
| Meade Skelton Vs. College Biology Professor | 17:04.000 |
| DV is Here Because Of You! Support The Show: http://www.superfreaksideshow.com | 23:21.590 |
| Subway Can’t Legally Call Their Bread “Bread” | 24:48.000 |
| Making An Ice Cream Run For Your Drunk Daddy | 31:10.000 |
| Starving Your Child Stupid | 34:28.750 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:38.000 |
